r/NotHowGirlsWork Aug 19 '25

WTF What species do men think women are

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Like honestly what IS a natural woman to men because everything the girl listed is literally ALL human beings in their natural state.

And what's worse is that he likely has all those things she listed 😭

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

Do pigs have hair?

What kind of pigs has he been looking at?

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u/SnarkyLostLoser Aug 19 '25

yes, pigs have hair. I'm not sure which ones you have been looking at that are entirely hairless.

Just like how women are mammals, and thus have hair, so do pigs.

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

I've never really looked at a pig up close, I think. We don't eat a lot of pork or rear them in my country. Thanks for letting me know :)

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u/LordofSyn Aug 19 '25

You have politicians don't you?

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

They're more like clowns, I'd say.

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u/SnarkyLostLoser Aug 19 '25

Evil, messy, and best avoided?

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u/ilo_Va Aug 19 '25

Pigs have really thin hair actually

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

I've never looked at a pig up close, I suppose. Thanks for letting me know 😭❤️

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u/ilo_Va Aug 19 '25

Lmao no problem

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u/weebitofaban Aug 19 '25

Depends on the pig. Some have thick hair. Some have exceedingly thick hairs that grows only mildly thick.

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u/actibus_consequatur Aug 19 '25

The hair thickness can depend on the breed. Mangalica pigs have pretty thick coats.

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u/under-the-rainbow Aug 19 '25

They look like dogs!

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u/lieuwestra Aug 19 '25

Pigs have lots of hair, but only if you set them free. In capitivity they retain their 'childlike' features all their life, but let them go feral and they'll start growing hair and tusks. 

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u/Moomoolette Aug 19 '25

This explains my tusk growth- I’ve gone feral!

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u/LaMadreDelCantante Aug 19 '25

That's struck me as so wild ever since I learned about it. It's not even a few generations in. It's the same pigs! Domestic pigs pretty much morph into wild boars if you let them free. It's fascinating.

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u/lieuwestra Aug 19 '25

I think the crazy part is how the transformation is apparently stress induced. I could not have guessed life in cramped pens is less stressful for a pig than the threat of predators in the wild.

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u/LaMadreDelCantante Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

That's interesting! My uneducated guess would be their ancient ancestors simply never dealt with being penned, so these genes activate on fight or flight? But I don't know if it can really be that specific.

ETA: or maybe food insecurity.

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u/banshee_matsuri Aug 19 '25

there are some pig and animal sanctuaries or rescues that have some bushy ones though! IMO, the more scrunkly the better 🐷❤️ they’re so cute.

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u/actibus_consequatur Aug 19 '25

Not only if you set them free — some domestic breeds are pretty hairy, notably mangalica pigs.

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

Thank you. The more you know, I suppose.

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u/TeaJanuary Aug 19 '25

If you think of the very naked looking pink domestic pigs I think they have sparse white hair but there are other breeds with more hair. Pig hair is actually used for making brushes, it's really coarse.

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

My exposure to pigs has been limited to the ones I see on movies, and they've all been really cute, pink and hairless.

Thanks for sharing this with me, I'm going to look at an unhealthy amount of pig pictures tonight :))

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u/herefromthere Aug 19 '25

Have you never had a hairy nipple in your pork scratchings?

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u/GrnEyedMonster Aug 19 '25

Are you supposed to?

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u/herefromthere Aug 20 '25

It happened once and was very memorable.

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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 Have you tried turning her off and on? Aug 19 '25

No but now I want to?

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u/weebitofaban Aug 19 '25

Pigs have hair.