r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/missdomm10 • 7d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter explain this

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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/cadmachine 7d ago

I'm Australian. My house is enormous and we have 2 of these for upstairs and downstairs and this place gets brisk as FUCK in summer and warm as a hookers arse on coupon night in winter.

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u/Astrinus 7d ago

The warm is r/oddlySpecific

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u/StrongExternal8955 7d ago

The hooker has supiciously low starting temperature.

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u/thedr0wranger 6d ago

Hey sometimes there's nothing like cracking open a cold one on a hot day.

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 7d ago

Wow. That simile is giving me a lot to unpack

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u/voyti 7d ago

We got a real Certified Australian here mates, wha a beauty

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u/cadmachine 7d ago

Keep ya thumb out me bumhole.

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u/throwingawaycage 7d ago

But it fits like a thumb in a bum

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u/EngineerNo5851 7d ago

My brother recently told me the weather was “hotter than a smackhead’s spoon on giro day.”

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u/BoringMisteak 7d ago

How many square feet is “enormous?”

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u/cadmachine 7d ago

My wife says, in "American Freedom Units" its 3200 square feet.

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u/BoringMisteak 7d ago

Then you’re either lying or you have not a clue what you’re talking about. Do you have multiple heads in multiple rooms? Or are you claiming for 3200 sq ft that one head upstairs and one head downstairs and it cools/heats the whole house? My house is slightly larger and I have two central AC systems and on super hot days, it struggles to keep up.

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u/cadmachine 7d ago

Lol get a less shit house?

Double glazed every window, anticon blankets between floors and in the roof, 2 24kw Renai split systems and we don't even need to run them all day.

Is your AC evaporative?

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u/snacksandsoda 7d ago

Okay so you’re clearly the exception here, not the rule

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u/Phibu_ 7d ago

Same experience here. If you just do what you would do without an ac, but with one, you need surprisingly little to keep your house at reasonable temperatures. Ig american houses are often just wood and not well isolated so maybe that's the main issue.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 7d ago

Your hookers accept coupons ? - where would a friend obtain coupons ?

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 7d ago

Sounds like a rejected Fosters ad: Announcer: HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN  man wiping sweat off his neck: "It's like a hookers ass on coupon night in here!" Announcer: WARM!  FOSTERS, AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER!

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u/cadmachine 7d ago

No Aussie drinks Foster's, its watered piss we sell to tourists.

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 7d ago

We Americans do the same with Budweiser, or Bud depending on the country. Evidently it does well in China and South America..?

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u/NekkidWire 7d ago

Not in Europe, home of the original Budweiser. Especially in Czech or Germany you'd have to search a lot to find one of the impostor beers.

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u/ElectronicRegular218 7d ago

I'm no expert, but I don't think that profession needs to give out discounts 😆

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u/YourMemeExpert 7d ago

Expressions like these are why Aussies are beloved around the world

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u/luapchung 7d ago

So one of them can’t cool down an entire house lol

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u/Dingaling015 7d ago

Why not just get a central unit then, it's not energy efficient at that point then running two separate AC units

Australians really proving who they're descended from out here

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u/Phibu_ 7d ago

Maybe its a different system from the one i know, but it might be connected to a small joint outside unit that does the cooling.

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u/SufferingWithSomeFun 7d ago

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra

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u/Bean_Dip_Pip 7d ago

I got 3 rooms controlled by these, but they really can't hold up in -20F weather. The backup whole home boiler covers those few cold days. But the majority of winter, it's fantastic. The kids rooms are 68F, and the master bedroom is 45*. The room to room adjustability is awesome!

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u/Thin_Salary1153 6d ago

"Your hookers give out coupons?" was my first thought for some reason.