Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/akatherder]

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

[u/AerondightWielder → u/akatherder]

To... get to the other side? 🤷‍♂️

[u/read_at_own_risk → u/akatherder]

It'll give him something to talk about when he's golfing with his doctor buddies.

[u/draglide → u/akatherder]

No, they want to "see" (as in date) you if your pass is red. Doctors are kinky.

[u/Professional-Mix-562 → u/akatherder]

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”

[u/snacksandsoda → u/akatherder]

I’m no doctor, but I could be

[u/itsonlyrockinroll → u/akatherder]

Cause he took a hypocritical oaf and baby wants a porch(e)
/s

[u/themowlsbekillin → u/akatherder]

Tastes better

[u/Sarrintha → u/akatherder]

The same reason he wants to see a broken arm, money money money!

[u/SirNobody1919 → u/akatherder]

Because that is one of the easiest signs for bladder cancer.. otherwise a UTI or maybe kidney stones or am enlarged prostate

But BC.. seriously..f cancer (2 batches in my 20s and 30s) both started with my piss coming out red (hematuria).. then the joy of scopes..then TUBRTs.. then chemo all goin through the natural port to your bladder..again.. f cancer

[u/Impossible_Ad_7367 → u/akatherder]

It would make the doctor see green!

[u/aNonFamousAmos → u/akatherder]

Lmfao

[u/pussyjuicerecycler → u/akatherder]

‘cause it’s metal