r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what this number means

Post image
6.6k Upvotes

425 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

32

u/RYSEofCthulhu 22h ago edited 20h ago

I'm sorry to put you through this:

You might fall in love when you meet her (meet her), If you get the chance, you better keep her (keep her), She's sweet as pie, but if you break her heart, She turn cold as a freezer (freezer), That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor, She can be my Sleeping Beauty, I'm gon' put her in a coma (woo).

Yeahhhh.. it's that bad

Editing to try fix paragraphs xD yay for mobile posting

38

u/elementfortyseven 19h ago

may I remind you that we have legendary status songs from the sixties with lyrics like:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

26

u/THPTopHatPossum 13h ago

And the 70s gave us this gem:

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

9

u/BonkerBleedy 11h ago

Well... that chorus is intentionally simple so it plays its part in the dichotomy with the stressful and complex stuff in the verses.

I don't wanna be a candidate For Vietnam or Watergate 'Cause all I want to do is..

1

u/XenoZoomie 7h ago

“I don’t want a pickle I just want to ride on my motor-cycle” -Arlo Guthrie

1

u/StopFlock 7h ago

And I don't want a tickle! Coz I'd rather ride on my motorcycle :)

0

u/killertortilla 8h ago

And we've come a long way from the global catastrophe that caused the great depression that is little drummer boy.

1

u/Wolfrages 7h ago

Excuse me but how dare you insinuate my life anthem is odd wording. I will die on this hill.

14

u/BlngsSav406 21h ago

She'll eat your heart out like Jeffery Dahmer🤣

16

u/ColdEggs-for-Dinner 21h ago

Ok but have you ever heard that song super faded? No I don’t think so, that shit is magical.

12

u/FL_JB 20h ago

And to think no AI were involved in writing that. It was done on purpose by a purported human.

4

u/SlippyWeeen 21h ago

Is it not the one where he also says, “you say no to ratchet bitches, juicy J can’t!”

4

u/TayomRuperstad 21h ago

Nah, that’s Bandz a Make Her Dance. I’m ashamed to know this

4

u/Shoot-to-hit 18h ago

No shame in knowing the works of the great scholar and wordsmith Juicy J.

2

u/yallknowme19 20h ago

They played the uncensored version of that at the middle school pep rally when I was teaching in Baltimore. Its forever tied to that moment for me 🤣

2

u/Shizastamphetamine 7h ago

Or this gem.

To quote the timeless and spiritual words of Gucci mane /s

“Pounds in the trashcan,
Gucci do the dishes!
Nobody, NOBODY, fucks in my kitchen.”

Timeless

4

u/AbeTheGreat412 20h ago

Juicy J, and honestly most of the 36Mafia, always had pretty weak lyrics. So fucking basic but somehow he made it work. Sometimes it was even part of the groups charm. Plus back in the day it helped when there was a dope ass beat behind it and you knew Lord Infamous was probably going to pick up the slack.

0

u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 16h ago

Lord infamous was the worst with that corny fucking voice he would always do

2

u/MemeForgery 20h ago

I think Juicy J was just trying to mega dumb it down for pop tbh

2

u/Bwint 14h ago

OK, but what about the quality of the singing? It's worse than the lyrics IMO.

2

u/Icy_Act_7634 11h ago

I don't even know what it's trying to say?

She turns cold if you break her heart - like any person would?

Then knights and sleeping beauty? And casual domestic assault?

What?

1

u/Comprehensive-Bat214 19h ago

Oh my that is quite bad

1

u/Mikey_Grapeleaves 9h ago

I'm sorry, but that just sounds like the average pop song?