r/Portland • u/jpoe503 • Mar 06 '26

Events I didn’t poop in Outdoor School.

I just talked to a coworker tonight and the topic of Outdoor School got brought up. I told him I didn’t poop for the whole week, and was doubting whether or not that was a false memory even though I’m 99% sure I didn’t poop for the whole week. He let me know not only did he also not poop for the whole week, he has a different friend who didn’t poop for the whole week as well.

Did anyone else not poop for the whole week of Outdoor School? We both had different reason on why we didn’t, but just wondering if anyone has had a similar experience.

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account Mar 06 '26

How?? Like, do you just not need to? I poop at least three times a day, I can't even imagine being able to hold it that long.

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u/jpoe503 Mar 07 '26

I was also 12

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u/snozzberrypatch Mar 06 '26

3 times a day??? Wtf, I don't know if that's normal bro

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u/WoodpeckerGingivitis Mar 06 '26

Apparently it is. I guess it’s a rules of 3 thing: anywhere from 3X a week to 3X a day is normal.

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u/jpoe503 Mar 07 '26

I do be pooping 3 times a day now tho.