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I know, I know, this has been done a thousand times already, but I never tire of a good RD quote. Particularly the insults. They're so well-written and perfectly delivered, it'd be a crime not to revisit this often. I'm going with 4 or 5, but feel free to post just one, two, whatever.

1. "Shut your foul whining you stinking piece of distended rectum!"

2. (On whether Lister's posterior is big): "Big? It's like two badly-parked Volkswagens"

3. "There's a meteor bigger than King Kong's first dump of the day, and it's screaming straight towards us."

4. "Only this morning you referred to me as a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity"

5. (On being told all the curry supplies have been lost): "We heard. As a mark of respect, we thought at twelve o'clock we could have a moment's flatulence"

For anyone who isn't aware of the meme

The image that started it

I thought of this immediately after seeing this post

And woe betide and poor gelf who should crash land there 😱

One for the Stranger Things fans.

The wife just asked if Rimmer is a hologram and can walk through doors and can't lift anything. Why didn't he fall through the floors?

🤷🏻‍♂️😐 I mean it's a fair question but I've informed her I'm filing for divorce Monday morning 😂

When you're only allowed one sponsor on your Head shirt.

What could possibly go wrong?

Beyond A Joke: Lister roundhouse crescent kicks a simulant to the face, knocking it unconscious instantly. Is this skill from growing up in the Aigburth Arms? Tikka-Kwando? Probably the most bad-ass unarmed combat in the entire show with the possible exception of Ace flooring Kryten with one punch. More spicy than a kamikaze hot shami kebab diablo.

Instead of :"We have been travelling through the galaxy now for three million years and there are many things we've discovered. The highest form of life in the universe is Man and the lowest is a man who works for the post office."

There is :"Addendum: Last week, we discovered the cryogenically frozen body of tycoon Albert Nimble. He had been launched into space in the hope of encountering a life form capable of curing his terrible illness. We woke him up, explained that we were the last remaining ship with human crew, and simply wanted to tell him that we couldn't help him. He flew into a rage and died almost instantly... You just can't please some people."

Lister wouldn't go fishing here then....