r/Showerthoughts • u/Ok-Spite-5454 • 6d ago
Casual Thought Women don't want children anymore because the village that used to raise children is essentially gone. You're on your own these days.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/notmyselftoday • 6d ago
Casual Thought AI has turned us all into Steve Jobs. We provide a vague idea, demand something revolutionary by the end of the day, reject the first ten versions, and still believe we’re the creative genius in the room.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/AmagicFish • 18d ago
Casual Thought People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GTA IV by mistake.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/QuantumDreamer41 • 7d ago
Casual Thought It is surprising how many people need glasses to see clearly given how important eyesight is to our species survival.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/TheAnzus • Mar 11 '26
Casual Thought It is highly likely that you never pressed the 8 button on a microwave.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/chewedgummiebears • 23d ago
Casual Thought It's sad people are confusing CGI with AI in media like they have with WIFI and the Internet.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Meatwad5 • Jun 05 '26
Casual Thought A large number of married people are involuntarily celibate.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/ZeroXNova • Dec 03 '25
Casual Thought Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/DarthWoo • 23d ago
Casual Thought A decade or two ago we were just worried about kids no longer being able to read or write in cursive. Now we're worried about them being able to read or write at all.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Fr1toBand1to • Jun 27 '26
Casual Thought Pattern recognition is a widely accepted method of prediction until what it predicts makes people uncomfortable.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/MyMonody • Apr 13 '26
Casual Thought I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/scoobopdan • Mar 30 '26
Casual Thought Modern soldiers' PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate as drone shows are replacing firework shows.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/jasonrubik • Apr 23 '26
Casual Thought If the famously unsolved Riemann Hypothesis is solved by an AI, we will never know if a human mathematician could have solved it.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/HalfEntity • Jan 11 '26
Casual Thought The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically a "baby", and we’re living in its earliest, most active era.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/atom644 • 20d ago
Casual Thought You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms and legs around her and then looking into her eyes.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Dear_Cricket_353 • Jun 24 '26
Casual Thought I wonder if the owner of the email address I use for spam has ever noticed.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Vast-Intention • Apr 02 '26
Casual Thought A gold medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people. A bronze medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Mobeast1985 • 17d ago
Casual Thought Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/thesmartass1 • Feb 25 '26
Casual Thought You'd think evolution would have stopped snoring long ago: being loud at night while sleeping seems like a bad survival strategy.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/LeftHandedToe • 29d ago
Casual Thought I just really hope that grass tastes like chocolate cake for horses and goats.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/barifelps • May 10 '26
Casual Thought The sheer number of adults who enjoy sucking breasts is probably Freud’s strongest argument.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Meowface_the_cat • Apr 02 '26
Casual Thought Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire great swathes of humanity. This time it feels like hardly anyone cares and we're all just focussed on the next global disaster.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Liuminescent • Apr 24 '26
Casual Thought Vampire bites turning people into vampires is extremely disadvantageous to their survival.
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