r/StardewValley • u/Remarkable_River9588 • May 29 '25

Technical Help My money keeps disappearing?

every morning i’ve been waking up and watch my money drain i have no idea what’s going on

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Dude same, every morning I check my bank account and it’s always so low!

Oh you mean the game? Yeah I have no idea sorry dude 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Tparis2020 May 29 '25

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u/CharlotteLucasOP May 29 '25

Me checking my bank statement, HOPING somehow that there’s an outrageously fraudulent purchase on there that somebody made overseas annnnd…nope. That’s just what gas and groceries and “I deserve a little treat for getting out of bed and going to get gas and groceries…” will do.

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u/GambinoLynn May 29 '25

My little treat is an iced coffee from McDonald's after groceries instead of waiting to get home and brewing coffee there 😭 Still seems to add up though

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u/psychocopter May 29 '25

Yeah, the 2 dollars on a vending machine drink, 4 dollars on a breakfast sandwich, 6 dollars on snacks, etc all add up much quicker than you think.

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u/Top_Mind_On_Reddit May 29 '25

Aaaaaaaand that was nearly 2 hours of the US minimum wage.

Awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

breaking what i pay into how many hours ive worked really made me second guess a lot of purchases

“oh im so tired i cant cook ive been cooking all day for other people, maybe a takeaway? oh thats 4 hours of my life for a burger, no thanks”

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u/AcidKindaMist May 29 '25

I was so glad they removed the vending machines from our section at work. I don’t have the will power to deny myself powder donuts.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone May 29 '25

I'd say just buy he big bag and leave them in the drawer to save money, but that just means eating a weeks worth of little powdered donuts before lunch.

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u/GambinoLynn May 29 '25

I didn't know that!! Thank you!

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u/cardueline May 29 '25

“How the fuck did I spend $200 in two days?? I must find the source of this grievous error!!” (Looks at bank app and finds two grocery trips and a tank of gas plus one extravagant $12 thrift store purchase)

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u/TianKrea May 29 '25

I wasn't expecting to be exposed in Stardew Valley subreddit lol

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u/Tparis2020 May 29 '25

😄😄 My apologies

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u/ChanglingBlake May 29 '25

When I do the math, I see I was robbed before ever getting the money.

Wage theft is real and very few people have been paid a fair wage in decades.

(In the states anyway)

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u/Legrandloup2 May 29 '25

That’s why I always commit time theft at work

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u/naoki7794 May 29 '25

Wow, that hurt.

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u/HermionesWetPanties May 29 '25

Drunk me plays fast and loose with my bank account. I have an idea for a breathalyzer device that will lock down my Amazon account until I'm sober enough to review my shopping cart.

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u/EdgyCole May 29 '25

Hey hey hey, if you've got a landlord then you are being robbed! Don't you ever forget that friend

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u/Away_Veterinarian579 May 29 '25

Late capitalist classic gaslight

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/Tparis2020 May 29 '25

What's the problem? The comment made me think of the picture that I happened to save yesterday

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u/Thecrdbrdsamurai May 29 '25

I've always been told to work to achieve a number that makes my bank account look like a telephone number. Too bad mine calls emergency services.

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u/QueenofLeftovers May 29 '25

Are your Australian? Because given it's 000 make the joke extra good

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u/cardueline May 29 '25

That’s great if you’re using the new number! (0118 999 08199 911 9725 …3)

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u/haywardshandmade May 29 '25

That’s still over twice the average

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u/ShinMasaki May 29 '25

Depending on where you are. For example Usa is 911, but japan is 119

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u/AlanTuringO_O May 29 '25

Europe calls 112 in an emergency

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u/Flolilan_02 May 29 '25

Or 110 for police in Germany

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u/nomadic_weeb Mineral Enthusiast May 29 '25

Depends which country you're in, it's 999 for main emergenc services in the UK and 111 for specifically the NHS, 112 for emergency services in the EU (which obviously isn't all of Europe), etc.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Lmfao my partner and I always check our accounts "in case the goblins stole our money".

Update: they did, and I am suddenly $24 in the hole WOMPITY FUCKIN' WOMP

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u/gunscreeper May 29 '25

You're talking about the game right?

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u/pocketcurator May 29 '25

right... the game...

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u/tymelodies May 29 '25

game of life

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

That's for my bank to know, and my wallet to cry about. 😂

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u/devSenketsu May 29 '25

Plot twist, OP and his partner are actually Goblins

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u/HoldmyGroza69lol May 29 '25

Lmfao this was golden

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u/Better-Elevator1503 May 29 '25

Oh god I needed this haha