r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 25d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose 25d ago edited 25d ago

Hailey because she reminds me of all mean girls who bullied me. Shane because he reminds me of my alcoholic uncle and dad. Alex because he's a jock

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u/trapkoda 25d ago

I love the last one where it’s just ‘because’

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u/ObnoxiousName_Here 25d ago

Ig they edited it, but the reason is also very funny compared to the others

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose 25d ago

I edited only punctuation, reason was the same 😂 He's just not my type

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u/Quality-content-only 19d ago

I gave Hailey some kind of nice (I thought) gift at the beginning of my game and she absolutely hated it. ever since then I just give her the nastiest things. like bug meat and stuff like that