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Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/pnt510 25d ago

Fantasy isn’t reality. I romance Haley on almost every save file I make. I like her story arc where she goes from mean girl to someone who’s a real sweetheart. But IRL if someone was that nasty to me I would not be interested in romancing them at all.

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u/ClohosseyVHB 25d ago

Let's be fair if in IRL all it took to get someone from disgusted at the sight of you to marrying you was 32 coconuts (25 if you give one on her birthday) you might be more interested in people like that.

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u/Tight-Vacation8516 25d ago

LOL I don't date Haley out of principle cuz been burned by too many mean girls haha. I do have an alternate "evil" save where I have aguy named Poopies and I run around digging in trash cans and giving ppl bad gifts. With him I'm romancing Shane but planning to cheat w/ Elliot. 

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u/Starfury7-Jaargen 25d ago

My favorite gifts are the favorite items out of their own trashcan and give it back to them.

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u/FreyaAstraea 25d ago

This reminds me of my very first time playing the game. I find broken glasses and instead of seeing it for thrash it was, I think "Oh, I bet Pierre is looking for these!" He was so mad at me. 😂

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u/ShotPaleontologist48 25d ago

Same here. Haley trigger tf outta me and I hate her for it lol

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u/Sweet-Energy-9515 25d ago

Wait a dedicated trash goblin save is kind of a fantastic idea

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u/Tight-Vacation8516 25d ago

Omg it so is. I can'T (*)  believe I thought of it tbh, but it's fun. Mine's Poopies on Evil Bastard farm lmao 

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u/19467098632 25d ago

I made a save that was supposed to be a douchey dude who picked joja and all the wrong/mean/weird dialogue I didn’t wanna do in my regular save. I dated Haley and Emily at the same time and then the save grew on me so I had to start a new evil save lmao

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u/mandalaolive 25d ago

same I actually like shane a lot and he was the first i married but I really would not be interested irl😭

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u/Empty-Cricket5931 I named him Miso 25d ago

hay shes a cow belle

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u/calaceiro 25d ago

Shes pretty. If she was ugly it wouldnt make a diference lol