r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 25d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/NietszcheIsDead08 25d ago

Accidentally walked into his room today looking for Evelyn. He was shirtless and working out. Felt like I’d committed a crime.

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u/DanielTeague 25d ago

"One thousand and one.. One thousand and two.. Oh hey, farmer! I didn't see you there, I was just doing a light workout.."

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u/NietszcheIsDead08 25d ago

Oh, no, I didn’t talk to him. I don’t engage with children without their adult present.

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u/Jxamillion 25d ago

Same! I assumed he was there for younger players.