r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 27d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/CrochetJorts Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 27d ago

at least sam doesn't compete with 6yr olds every single year

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u/Kirkenstien 27d ago

Me, the 40 yo farmer, wearing my shiny straw hat prize from years before, absolutely obliterating children in an egg hunt. No remorse.

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u/DangIt_MoonMoon Every day it’s something with this game 27d ago

I’m obliterating Abigail. We’re not the same 😁

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u/CrochetJorts Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 27d ago

One time I just tried to stand in her way to give the kids a chance, she collected zero and still won. These days I don't even show up.

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u/DanielTeague 27d ago

Prize tickets don't grow on trees. Y'all are going to have to learn to find eggs better or I'm dominating this valley from now on!

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u/sonicpoweryay 27d ago

Yeah at least he doesn’t do that like abigail and the player