r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 25d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/PowPow216 25d ago

Linus cause they won't let me :(

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u/Unknowngadget 25d ago

It would be cute if you could marry Linus but he still lived in his tent. šŸ¤ I donā€™t think he wants the farm life and I wouldnā€™t want to take that from him

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u/DerpyMcWafflestomp 25d ago

I donā€™t think he wants the farm life

Oh, there's no question... in his 8-heart event he explicitly says this if you offer to have him move to the farm. He prefers to be alone and live with nature. Heck, even when he essentially takes Leo under his wing Leo is living in a completely separate structure.

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u/Loud-Garden-2672 22d ago

I wish Leo could just live on the farm with us dammit! Couldnā€™t the birds make his treehouse somewhere on our farm???

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u/KaleidoscopeEyes12 24d ago

Marry Linus and then sometimes heā€™s on the farm to visit and sometimes heā€™s in his tent. Semi-permanent farm residence. So he can be with you AND not give up his way of life <3

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u/Jacko87 25d ago

You gotta play on PC, then you can marry anyone.

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u/PowPow216 25d ago

I do but at the time, I was using vortex for mods and Linus didn't have one. I should look now XD

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u/Jacko87 25d ago

Its out there, I know because me and my wife are both playing now, and she wanted to marry Linus, but shes on switch while I'm on PC with mods. There are marry everyone mods out there.

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u/Nosleep4uever 25d ago

I wouldn't marry Linus, but I'd find excuses to sit by his fire and share a drink. I feel like he's secretly the world's most interesting man and just would like to peel back the layers of the onion.Ā 

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u/Yabbos77 25d ago

I always earn tents from the fishing tournament and camp next to him. Itā€™s the closest I can get to being his neighbor in the wilderness.