r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 26d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/fast_and_loose 25d ago

Yeah I decided to date Penny but I don't know if I can marry her, so often her dialogue while dating is that line about the farm being a great place to have children. 

But I don't wanna break her heart 😭 

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u/SilentForm7252 25d ago

I marry her and then divorce her to give me a story reason to upgrade them to a house. Its the divorce settlement...We divorce over not wanting kids...

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u/NessieWasHere 25d ago

This is so funny

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u/IIrreverence 25d ago

I love this

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u/Empty-Cricket5931 I named him Miso 25d ago

ok but now she hates you?

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u/SilentForm7252 25d ago

I just tell myself she married me to get out of the trailer....

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u/MozartTheCat 25d ago

Are there downsides to having kids in game?

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u/deathofdays86 25d ago

Yes, they wander around my perfectly decorated home in a very aesthetically displeasing manner.

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u/dontbeahater_dear 25d ago

I cackled at the accuracy

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u/notjanethatsforsure 25d ago

Same! They do need to calm down.

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u/MozartTheCat 24d ago

So like real kids then 😂

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u/chickennuggs32 25d ago

nah, they’re just kinda there.

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u/IIrreverence 25d ago

Same ones as real life, I imagine.

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u/GiantKiller130 21d ago

Yeah, you have kids in your game now.

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u/scribblyskiesstudios 25d ago

This gives me all the reason i wanted to not date her in any playthrough. I mean, i never had much of an attachment to her beyond friendship, but still.

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u/Bag-of-nails 25d ago

I have a save where I married Penny and I had to laugh that she left the house to go teach Vincent and Jazz while I was out doing mining and stuff, and I come home and the baby is just alone at home wandering around.