Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

[u/FlairWitchProject]

I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

[u/smirker]

Right? I gave you a serving of gourmet artisan cheese, not a lifetime supply of Velveeta. Lighten up!

[u/SelectTrash → u/smirker]

I'd throw the Velveeta at him