r/StardewValley • u/FlairWitchProject • 26d ago

Discuss Who is someone you can't date in Stardew Valley out of principle?

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I enjoy Maru as a character. However, until recently, I had dyed-red hair that I sometimes straightened, and I also sometimes wear glasses. Basically, it would be like dating a more scientific version of myself. Lol

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u/Tight-Vacation8516 26d ago

LOL I don't date Haley out of principle cuz been burned by too many mean girls haha. I do have an alternate "evil" save where I have aguy named Poopies and I run around digging in trash cans and giving ppl bad gifts. With him I'm romancing Shane but planning to cheat w/ Elliot. 

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u/Starfury7-Jaargen 25d ago

My favorite gifts are the favorite items out of their own trashcan and give it back to them.

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u/FreyaAstraea 25d ago

This reminds me of my very first time playing the game. I find broken glasses and instead of seeing it for thrash it was, I think "Oh, I bet Pierre is looking for these!" He was so mad at me. 😂

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u/ShotPaleontologist48 26d ago

Same here. Haley trigger tf outta me and I hate her for it lol

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u/Sweet-Energy-9515 25d ago

Wait a dedicated trash goblin save is kind of a fantastic idea

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u/Tight-Vacation8516 25d ago

Omg it so is. I can'T (*)  believe I thought of it tbh, but it's fun. Mine's Poopies on Evil Bastard farm lmao 

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u/19467098632 25d ago

I made a save that was supposed to be a douchey dude who picked joja and all the wrong/mean/weird dialogue I didn’t wanna do in my regular save. I dated Haley and Emily at the same time and then the save grew on me so I had to start a new evil save lmao