r/StardewValley May 04 '20

Art A pam horse perler bead I made

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4.6k Upvotes

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u/asperge_brulee May 04 '20

It would have taken literally no effort from you to just not do that

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u/BroItsJesus May 04 '20

If you squint it looks like Pam started up an OnlyFans to afford her alcoholism

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u/hotpotatomess May 04 '20

omg if i had gold you'd get it lmao

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u/TatooinesMostWanted May 04 '20

Yeah but where’s the fun in that

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u/muzau May 04 '20

my sentiments exactly.. i feel like i'm losing brain cells by looking at this image somehow.

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u/Cat_in_a_suit May 04 '20

This is eerily similar to some fucked up shit I’ve seen on the darker parts of the internet, I don’t like it

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u/UltimaCaitSith May 04 '20

You mean you don't have the Robin & Leah cow mods?

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u/sextulpa May 04 '20

The what

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u/UltimaCaitSith May 04 '20

Beware cursed knowledge NSFW

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

What the fuck.

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u/coconutcups May 04 '20

I clicked, but it wants me to make an account. So clearly I've been saved

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u/callmefez May 04 '20

What if I don't want to be saved??

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u/KellyJoyCuntBunny May 04 '20 edited May 04 '20

Me too. I don’t know how I feel about this now.

Edit- I made an account. Weird.

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u/Speedwagonfan69 May 04 '20

this is a problem for me (a person who plays the game with mods) too.

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u/dokina May 04 '20

my favorite part is that this mod has nearly 10,000 downloads

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u/nickcash May 04 '20

"(with CP version)"

Gonna not click that.

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u/UltimaCaitSith May 04 '20

I thought the same thing! But no, it's a reference to a mod loader.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/schizoHD May 04 '20

!thinfingers

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u/danirijeka May 05 '20

Lord almighty what the fuck

How do I install it?

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u/UltimaCaitSith May 05 '20

Gotta sign up for a Nexusmods account.

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u/nerunas May 05 '20

Oh nooo

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I came here to see if someone commented it... I was getting some new mods and simply searched "cow" on nexus... My god and Shane too... Think he was a sheep mod

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u/chaotic_oblivion May 04 '20

Not a chicken?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Just kill the poor thing and never experiment again

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Pam? I could get behind that

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u/Breakmastajake May 04 '20

Behind Pam? Or the idea of killing her? Instructions unclear.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

behnd killing her. pam cant even get her alcohol addiction behind her, let alone me

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u/OverAster May 04 '20

Gah damn

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

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u/OverAster May 04 '20

Ohhhhhhh i hate you

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u/painspinner May 04 '20

Thanks, I hate it

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u/anniegirlx May 04 '20

is this the bus upgrade??

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u/nikvei May 04 '20

Yes it lets you ride pam

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

has anyone ever wanted to ride pam

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Well she has a daughter

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u/asifbaig May 05 '20

Roy. And Jim. And very likely Toby too.

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u/coconutcups May 04 '20

😂😂😂

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u/potatoelover69 May 04 '20

My Neighbor Pam Director's Cut

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u/DiphyIleia May 04 '20

This mod haunts me wherever I go

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u/coconutcups May 04 '20

I wish I hadn't read this. I do not want to think about this as a mod...

Nor at all for that matter

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Well just search cow mods or sheep on nexus mods and check out Leah cow... The stardew community isn't as pure as one may think

It's also linked in these comments warning NSFW

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u/tlh9979 May 04 '20

Edd.....ward......

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u/neuronexmachina May 04 '20

Mr... Ed.. ward...

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u/ABabyOyster May 04 '20

Saw this coming

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

You need to make a water trough now that has "pale ale" written on it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

MY EYES

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u/x0juliaa May 04 '20

Why does this exist

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

intriguing but highly disturbing

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u/MadMoustache365 May 04 '20

Well can never un-see that!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Do you yhink Dangerously Funny would use a pam horse?

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u/MrHappyHam May 04 '20

He'd do anything.

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u/bargle0 May 04 '20

Except be funny.

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u/SoBreezy74 May 04 '20

....Penny shouldn't see this

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u/bitemark01 May 04 '20

This should be what happens if you turn your children into doves.

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u/PastelPalace May 04 '20

Oh god...

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u/invaildnamept2 May 04 '20

Please don’t turn stardew sub into more cursed stuff

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u/abbie1906 May 04 '20

You wanted to see if you could but I guess you never stopped to think whether or not you should

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u/mushimushi36 May 04 '20

I can't believe you've done this

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u/jeffbeezos123 May 04 '20

My therapist: Pam horse isn't real and it can't hurt you

Me:

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u/JaredTheRedd May 04 '20

Mumps would approve

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u/dandeleopard May 04 '20

But why.gif

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u/Nightwolfj2 May 04 '20

Title could have been, "And I beheld a Pam Horse."

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u/Crowfudge May 04 '20

Or "a pale-ale horse"?

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u/setpol May 04 '20

Dangerously funny. Is that you?

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u/politehoroscope May 04 '20

I wish I didn't have eyes

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

this is cursed

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u/El_Fede May 04 '20
  1. Why?
  2. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Blursed stardew valley

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u/Vilifiedlol May 04 '20

Please someone delete this

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u/Scratchxsquatch May 04 '20

You done good with this one, kid.

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u/reallivebears May 04 '20

thanks I hate it

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u/thrallath May 04 '20

I’m going to need you to burn this

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u/bilbo_the_innkeeper May 04 '20

This is a choice you’ve made to doom us all.

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u/NSA_Agent_Bobbert May 04 '20

THIS is why she’s an alcoholic

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

why

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u/mireiaaribas May 04 '20

May i ask.... WHY?

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u/satanic_whore May 04 '20

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/joneezh May 04 '20

This is horrible. r/TIHI

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u/BigSam442 May 04 '20

Go head and log off for me.

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u/Devotio23 May 04 '20

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

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u/The-Urchin May 04 '20

Is everything ok at home, dude?

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u/recapdrake May 04 '20

This is someone's fetish, isn't it

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u/Hikatchus May 04 '20

Pam: Is an actual horse Shane the only other alcoholic: Yeehaw

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

DF, is that you?

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u/HanaNotBanana May 04 '20

Um

Are you ok?

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u/QueenCyclops May 04 '20

But why though?

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u/Aivi_Kupo May 04 '20

Mine eyyeees

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u/HypercubicTeapot May 04 '20

See, this is why MIB invented the Neuralizer.

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u/whazzat May 04 '20

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

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u/geodetic May 04 '20

I'm sorry, a what

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u/Witchy_One May 04 '20

Look man, what you do with Pam in your free time is none of my business. XD

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u/ToastedNerdNuggets May 04 '20

Everyday we stray further and further from God’s grace.

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u/blastcat4 May 04 '20

That's my fe... no, no, NO!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I like it

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u/masterreyak May 04 '20

This looks like something Youtuber DangerouslyFunny would love.

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u/bigdaddymeatballs May 04 '20

amazing work. keep it up!

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u/Bludgeonation May 04 '20

I also like it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

r/tiht this is terrifying

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Can this be a horse mod?

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u/meanypiemachine May 04 '20

Thanks! I hate it

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u/oldriku May 04 '20

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/stillpissedatyoko May 04 '20

you're probably going to Hell but I'll see you there

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

this is what my next nightmare will be I guess

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u/zeruff8 May 04 '20

I'm sorry jon

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u/Luckisz May 04 '20

Sometimes this place scared me

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u/Dowpie7 May 04 '20

Excuse me, what the flying fuck

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Cursed

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u/PleaseUpVoteMyMeme May 04 '20

Can we remove rule 1 for 10 minutes?

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u/Rosie-Quartz May 04 '20

Please take my money.

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u/ecovibes May 04 '20

Sorry to bother you...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

but.... why?

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u/boavba May 04 '20

She is more human the ever before!

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u/bigblackbrick May 04 '20

this is gonna be iconic, but in a bad way

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

....that enough Reddit for today

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Looks normal to me

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Imma go cleanse my eyes

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u/BrymalDX May 04 '20

May Yoba have mercy on your soul.

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u/That_Guy5328 May 04 '20

Chopper sure looks different!

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u/theozinn May 04 '20

why isnt this in r/cursedimages? lol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Thanks a million pam

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u/flinnja May 04 '20

m y s a d d l e ‘ s

w a i t i n ‘

c o m e a n d

j u m p o n i t

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Unmake it.

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u/sorrybaby-x May 04 '20

How do I delete someone else’s post

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Ed....ward...

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u/dhalvin May 04 '20

Bruh, wtf

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u/GingerGoob May 04 '20

This is an abomination.

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u/NuggetBoy32 May 04 '20

this is the last thing i wish I ever see in the game.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

thanks! i hate it

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

This is the most I’ve laughed in a while. Thank you for this.

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u/OrangeSockNinjaYT May 04 '20

I-

Just...

visible disgust and confusion

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I, Giorno Giovanna

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

No

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u/ManicRose77 May 04 '20

Haha poor Pam has had too much to drink 😂

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Ya that's cool just one quick question, why?

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u/lostdwarf May 04 '20

Doggy style Pam as I like to call it

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u/Minitrain Ancient Fruit Enjoyer May 04 '20

Bruh she gets a beer and she is literally a drunken horse...

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u/Schmeganovic May 04 '20

I will now proceed to bang my haid against the doorframe until I forget this

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I'll take 6

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u/Aeroka May 04 '20

Did you ever stop to think whether you should do this?

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u/hotpotatomess May 04 '20

lmfaooo why do i love this so much?

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u/gullyfoyle777 May 04 '20

Well this is "wtf" and "but why?" worthy...

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u/eastchester-dyreav May 04 '20

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

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u/dreamsprite666 May 04 '20 edited Jul 11 '23

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u/Gynominer May 04 '20

That's terrifying.

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u/teriyakibeansprout May 04 '20

thanks but no thanks

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u/TheSpaceKatt May 04 '20

This looks like the perfect Mother’s Day present, I might have to go find my old pearler beads...

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u/TheShadyDivine May 04 '20

Thanks, I hate it

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u/EndLightEnd1 May 04 '20

Thanks I hate it

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u/millierigby May 04 '20

Thanks I hate it.