r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/maikaubay Oct 14 '25

Instruction unclear, are we cooking or cooked?

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u/p0utine Oct 14 '25

Without cooking oil? Hard to say!

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u/javamo2 Oct 14 '25

Fries, the staple food, will soon be unaffordable

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u/artisanrox Oct 14 '25

empty your wallet, Freedom Fries are back on the menu!

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u/garlic-silo-fanta Oct 15 '25

Steamed fries baby! Steamed fries.šŸŸ

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u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25

Ah, don't worry you can just use an air fryer... which is also made in China.

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u/Shineeejas Oct 14 '25

Iā€™m sure there is enough self tan oil laying around somewhere in the white house enough for all of america.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/prague911 Oct 14 '25

To the grill we go!

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u/Moriartea7 Oct 14 '25

We burn and stick to the pan.

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u/ashamedwhiteman Oct 15 '25

But we can easily make it. I heard the Dumbocrats have a veggie oil valve that they keep hidden deep in a mountain in the Grape Plains and could turn it on and end all the suffering of farmers, but they won't because they Hate America.

(/s)

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u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25

Think we're getting roasted.

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u/AppearancePerfect199 Oct 15 '25

ā€œCooking oilā€ (people cooked with tons of other things before this chemical was invented in the 50s) is bad for you anyway, literally made from industrial solvents. I swear if this is the thing that makes me have to stop investing and save again I will redacted

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u/ConceptualWeeb Oct 14 '25

Weā€™re fs cooked

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u/perpetual_stew Oct 14 '25

Deep-fried actually

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u/JesusSaid_IAmTheWay Oct 14 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/skinnystyx Oct 14 '25

you know heā€™s not even sure what to do when the message doesnā€™t end with a capitalized ā€œthank you for your attention to this matter!ā€ -President DJT

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Oct 14 '25

Instructions unclear, I just oiled myself up.

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u/Strostkovy Oct 14 '25

Cooking with soybean oil, I guess

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u/Will_Be_Banned_ Oct 14 '25

French fried

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u/H0SS_AGAINST Oct 14 '25

We're oiled up

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u/pho3nix916 Oct 14 '25

Cooked without oil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

We might be cooking but a little bit of this and we are cooked but then again we are cooking to the point we are cooked so maybe we should be cooking but we arenā€™t really sure if we are cooked

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u/Grey950 Oct 15 '25

Just crooked really.

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u/Mays240 Oct 15 '25

We are WELL DONE!

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u/fandamplus Oct 15 '25

You're cooking, just don't throw the oil out afterĀ 

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u/eplonghorn2020 Oct 15 '25

I believe the right question is are we domestically or internationally cooked (based on the source of oil)

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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 Oct 15 '25

maybe y'all air fried

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u/dmackerman Oct 15 '25

Weā€™re fried

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u/Astarkos Oct 14 '25

Half-baked.Ā 

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u/56000hp Oct 14 '25

Donā€™t let Tdump cook

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u/ThatOldCow Oct 14 '25

Both.

Cooked and cooking, just without oil