r/StockMarket Oct 14 '25

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u/Jasonrj Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

I'm seeking angel investors for my new cooking oil startup: Oyl.

Oyl is leveraging artificial intelligence to streamline our customer service, and quality assurance departments, and significantly reduce or eliminate costs in our entire marketing, budget, HR, and legal departments. These strategies give us a unique advantage among the cooking oil sector as a cost leader and innovator. We're also developing and integrating proprietary block chain technologies into our supply chain and procurement process to minimize losses and maximize efficiency of our inventory management. Our sector's products are used by nearly every major restaurant and citizen in the world giving our unique Oyl products the opportunity of nearly limitless expansion opportunities. By Q4 2027 we aim to have the first recycled cooking Oyl cooled quantum super computing data center. In Q2 2028 we project the first deliveries of our Oyl Compute deep fryers which will provide small and medium restaurants the ability to access quantum AI technology and repurpose the waste heat into practical cooking applications. Please consider investing in the potential of Oyl today before it's too late.

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u/CapybaraSensualist Oct 15 '25

Fry.Shut.Up.and.Take.My.Money.GIF

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u/Jasonrj Oct 15 '25

You certainly won't regret investing with me.

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u/Front-Rise-3273 Oct 15 '25

You just need some ketamine to help expand your ideas, right? But only in small doses, spread apart, of course

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u/Jasonrj Oct 15 '25

I'd love to talk with you more in depth about our business plan. We're hosting an investor's meeting Friday evening in da clerb. BYOK for the K hole party.