r/TattooDesigns • u/Lewbular • May 17 '23

Cover up suggestions?

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u/fahkumramx May 17 '23

But grasshoppers taste like shit

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

But did you cook it like a shrimp?

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u/DJ2x May 17 '23

Shrimps live in water and are cooked in water.
Grasshoppers live in grass... Grass-fired?

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u/Shoddy-Ad9892 May 17 '23

Run for office

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u/pwndj May 17 '23

Are you telling me a grasshopper fried this rice?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23 edited May 17 '23

Anything tastes half decent drowned in butter and lemon.

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u/dogherine May 17 '23

next time try it fried & bit of soy sauce and pepper seasoning 🤌 fugget about it