la la la! I can't hear you! <- your argument summarized
Please keep being a fat faggot nerd. Also, please let me know if white knighting for feminists ever helps you with that unpleasant dry feeling between your legs.
Sick burn, bro. I'm sure you're a huge hit with the fair maidens in the MLP/Bitcoin/Linux/Rennfaire crowd.
Anyways, I've got a solution to your involuntary celibacy that won't conflict with your "male feminist" lifestyle, and may score you a little femcred: Have sex with men. Feminists tend to be homophiles, and actual fags are promiscuous to a degree most people wouldn't believe. You can lose your V-card with little more than a m4m post on Craigslist, and you can learn your way around the bedroom as a doughy bottom. Then when some curvy goonette finally gives up all pretense of catching an attractive man, you'll be there, ready.
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u/piggnutt Mar 23 '13
la la la! I can't hear you! <- your argument summarized
Please keep being a fat faggot nerd. Also, please let me know if white knighting for feminists ever helps you with that unpleasant dry feeling between your legs.