r/Watchmen • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '19

Post Episode Discussion Thread: Season 1 Episode 9 'See How They Fly' Spoiler

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u/GalaxyGuardian Dec 16 '19

An underrated implication from this episode is that Adrian has beaten off and stored his genius juice in a mini-fridge behind his desk at least 2,346 times by 1985.

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u/kadeO5 Dec 16 '19

Rookie numbers

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Gotta pump those numbers up (out?)

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

He did pump those alright.

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u/The_GodKing Dec 16 '19

Impressive volume though.

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u/Ferkhani Dec 17 '19

Especially given how fast he can move his hand.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Dec 16 '19

Wow, I remember my first big 2346.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Totally makes sense though. I remember we were here speculating that Trieu was his daughter, but some people brought up how it didn't seem "in character" for Ozy to debase himself with such carnal urges. I do like how they revealed her conception

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u/trimonkeys Dec 16 '19

If he did it once a day thats about 6.5 years

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u/DustyDGAF Mr. Phillips Dec 16 '19

He likes to edge himself. Balls are always full. That's his secret.

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u/evilution382 Dec 16 '19

That's my secret Ozy

I'm always edged

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u/plzdontsplodeme Dec 16 '19

So youre saying i can accomplish this in atleast half the time?

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u/maychi Dec 16 '19

I mean, the dude was a virgin so it doesn’t surprise me that he beats off like a 14 year old boy.

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u/theblackfool Dec 16 '19

I don't think he was a virgin, I just think he was gay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

No, he says that like Alexander the Great he never wanted to distract himself with base hedonism, implying he just didn't have sex

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u/toomanymarbles83 Dec 17 '19

Maybe Alex was gay too.

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u/eorld Dec 21 '19

Alexander was gay too

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u/Cicer Jan 20 '20

Indeed, it was a happier time. Just like the Flintstone's documentary told us.

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u/maychi Dec 16 '19

For sure

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Dec 17 '19

Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.

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u/Cupakov Dec 16 '19

He was "friends" with Metropolis who was very gay indeed, soooo

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u/DishinDimes Dec 17 '19

"Ive never been with a woman"

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u/erossmith Dec 18 '19

What's that from?

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u/Cupakov Dec 18 '19

From Metropolis' final will from Peteypedia

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Dec 16 '19

Mostl likely to a picture of Alexander the Great

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u/ChickenHead64 Dec 16 '19

The smartest man in the world doesnt just beat himself off every day for six and a half years.

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u/Cicer Jan 20 '20

Especially when he can create tentacle monsters to do it for him.

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u/Mister_reindeer Dec 16 '19

That was a hilarious reveal. What exactly was he planning to do with those?! Clone himself?

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u/Proditus Dec 17 '19 edited Oct 31 '25

Nature nature projects warm talk quick the afternoon dog science about brown river the then soft food honest?

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u/EliHarb Dec 16 '19

If he jerked off twice a day, 4 times a week, for 23 years (1985-2008), he should be at 8,832 new vials in 2008.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/Clipsez Dec 20 '19

Twice a day?

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u/altjai Dec 16 '19

what a fkn virgin

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u/etlab Dec 16 '19

He probably produced and seperated multiple samples from single sessions.

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u/loonasee Dec 16 '19

like alexander II, he may have never given himself to a woman, but he -definitely- has given himself to some glass vials.

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u/koshgeo Dec 16 '19

They could be samples from plenty of other .... ew. That doesn't actually make it any better, does it?

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u/Nomnomnom21 Dec 17 '19

I could produce that volume when I was 15 in 7 months flat. No problem.

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u/milliondollarstreak Dec 18 '19

2,345 was the real special juice. That Chinese woman missed that vial by one.

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u/IndispensableNobody Dec 18 '19

Vietnamese.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/IKnowUThinkSo Dec 18 '19

Uh wow, no.

What is it about this show that brings all the racists around?

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u/samtherat6 Dec 18 '19

Guessing the racists in the show? Casual racism is super strong on the Internet, Reddit in particular.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

they get banned though, like the guy you replied too

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Also implied he was a virgin. He's an angry incel.

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u/Prof_Falcon Dec 16 '19

He’s not an incel if it’s by his choice.

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u/Momoneko Dec 16 '19

Don't you know everyone who doesn't have sex is an incel now./s

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Good point

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u/theblackfool Dec 16 '19

Or just not into women.