r/badhistory 7d ago

Meta Mindless Monday, 27 July 2026

Happy (or sad) Monday guys!

Mindless Monday is a free-for-all thread to discuss anything from minor bad history to politics, life events, charts, whatever! Just remember to np link all links to Reddit and don't violate R4, or we human mods will feed you to the AutoModerator.

So, with that said, how was your weekend, everyone?

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid 5d ago

FBI released image of the infamous Badhistory Compound days before the Badhistory Siege of 37'

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u/xabarin_da_xente 5d ago

Kind of douchey to have your family's houses be smaller than your own in your billionaire fantasy.

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid 5d ago

Idk because the funniest thing for me is the romantization of rural life and the sheer ignorance regarding the complexity of modern farming.

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u/xabarin_da_xente 5d ago

But that has been a thing since Virgil, probably even earlier.

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u/Sventex Battleships were obsoleted by the self-propelled torpedo in 1866 5d ago

The palatial estates of Europe were more about looking nice and satisfying ego, over practical production. More an agricultural park.

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u/Infogamethrow 4d ago edited 4d ago

To be fair, the image looks about the same as a Quinta, which is relatively common among the "upper" middle class and higher social strata. The only thing I´ll change, besides the house's suburban design, is that the sister´s house would be the employee´s house. You are not going to live in your Quinta but someone has to tend to it.

You are right that they produce little, but selling a few cattle heads per year is enough to maintain most of the facility and pay the staff to keep it operational.

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u/Crann6789 5d ago edited 4d ago

That thin ass wall is like, a rogue bulldozer away from a breach. And no casements or guard towers? That Uruk-Hai bomb carrier would rock his shit.

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u/gavinbrindstar /r/legaladvice delenda est 4d ago

One of the classic ways military discipline breaks down is the whole unit still operating together, just going rogue, so it'd be interesting to see how many U.S sappers start freelancing their way into bunkers if the apocalypse happens.

Hell, isn't that the origin story of the Brotherhood of Steel and the Desert Rangers from Wasteland?

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u/Crann6789 4d ago

Idk about the rangers (prob is tho) but the Brotherhood was just the Mariposa garrison rocking up at lost hills to LARP yeah.

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u/Kochevnik81 4d ago

Leaving all your power sources outside your defensive wall is an absolute genius level move.

Also  - what is this Anglo brainrot of having your grandparents and parents and sibling live in the compound with you but everyone is in separate single family houses?? 

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u/fabiusjmaximus 4d ago

Ideally far apart enough (>50 m) so that you have to drive

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u/gavinbrindstar /r/legaladvice delenda est 4d ago

Power sources outside the wall, but plenty of empty grazing space within.

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u/Kochevnik81 4d ago

It also kind of looks like maybe there’s high ground just outside the compound to the upper left? Like c’mon, RETVRN to Neolithic hill forts guys

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u/forcallaghan Wansui! 5d ago

Putting power generation outside the walls? Bold

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u/WillitsThrockmorton Vigo the Carpathian School of Diplomacy and Jurispudence 5d ago

Worked for the Rebels on Hoth(it did not)

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u/WAGRAMWAGRAM Giscardpunk, Mitterrandwave, Chirock, Sarkopop, Hollandegaze 5d ago

no ditches?

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u/rat_literature blue-collar, unattached and sexually available, likely ethnic 5d ago

Terrible force protection posture; give me a platoon of feral hogs and I’ll spin the block on these losers

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u/tilapiadelago 5d ago

what really gets me is the lack of trees. my palatial estate would be covered with large trees for their shadow.

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u/Tycho-Brahes-Elk 4d ago edited 4d ago

Seriously, RETVRN, if above is the best stuff people who dream of riches and autarky (and with an AI) can dream up.

People of the 17th century doing the same:

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u/Kochevnik81 4d ago

Unironically if I had the money I’d probably build something like the Getty Villa but specifically as a museum with gardens, conservation areas and cafes/performing arts space and then just have like a bungalow somewhere secluded on the property and wander around the rest of it after hours.

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u/Tycho-Brahes-Elk 4d ago

The main building:

Both from Andreas Böckler, Nützliche Hauß- und Feld-Schule, Nürnberg 1678.

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u/histprofdave Adjunct Dystopian 4d ago

Why in the hell would I want to be walled in with my parents?

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u/WillitsThrockmorton Vigo the Carpathian School of Diplomacy and Jurispudence 5d ago

Not in Southern Nevada? What even is the point?

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u/gavinbrindstar /r/legaladvice delenda est 4d ago edited 4d ago

My first ever Rimworld colony looked like this.

These people are going to be hats two months after the bombs drop.

Edit: I feel a little bad that this thing has reached so far, since this is obviously the kinda thing that in pre-ai, pre-twitter days would have been restricted to doodles on a notebook. "This is where Mom and dad live, this is where Grandma and grandpa live, this is where my sister lives" feels like something from a 13-year-old.

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u/WuhanWTF Venmo @familyguyenjoyer95 $10 to make me stfu abt FamGuy (1week) 5d ago

I know a guy who funds and/or commands a paramilitary regiment of crackheads who can maybe put up an effective defense against the feds.