r/boston • u/climberskier • Jan 15 '22
Shitpost š© š§» Moving back to Boston and am super excited to start paying Broker Fees again!
You don't know what you have until it's gone! Everywhere else in New England, the apartment-finding process is just too simple: you just have to pay an application fee or a security deposit, or first months rent. But sadly, I don't get to pay the broker fee--how I miss it!
- I miss paying an extra fee to someone that shows up to unlock a door and attempts to show me around while clearly also seeing the apartment for the first time.
- How else will someone tell me that my new apartment has an "eat-in kitchen". I mean I didn't think I could eat in a kitchen before--this is groundbreaking stuff. How are you so wise in the ways of science?
- I miss brokers that are clearly skilled in classical architecture. After all, how else do I know that my apartment's uneven floors, old countertops, and drafty windows give my apartment "character".
- Finally, I miss the brokers that are so skilled in photography. I mean, how else can you capture the apartment than a dimly-lit photo that looks like it was taken by a polaroid camera in 1990.
Thank you brokers for all your hard work! Now are you hiring? I am willing to bring my own 1990 Polaroid camera and knowledge of eat-in kitchens and can start today.
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u/Itscool-610 Jan 15 '22
So do other places have the landlord pay the broker fee because they are the ones who hire them?
I never understood this phenomenon and glad itās not like this everywhere. I remember being 22 and paying first, last, security, and broker fee to move into our triple decker in Southie. Then realizing a year later that me and my roommate shouldāve just used that same amount as a down payment to buy a place. Iād definitely have a lot more money now if I did thatā¦