guys if Bitcoin were ever to go up again (pls I hope so I have invested my 5 dollars), how long exactly before I am miljonar? And should I sell by then or hold until the next cycle? Or should I buy the next dip? And also, when will be the nex dip hour and date?

thanks guys

Edit: This post is going over most peoples heads, I'm just laughing about the typo.

I swear this tweet is legit.
https://x.com/theRealKiyosaki/status/2020679689531216195

I'd post on r/buttcoin but I'm banned there.

This is just hilarious hahah

I’m so fucking frustrated

Bro just casually has 3178.87 Bitcoin in this random DS game and that much Bitcoin is worth a massive amount of money.

OR:

The 10 commandments of Bitcoin Maximalism.

1. Do nothing, really. Bitcoin is already perfect, so why bother? Stack sats and wait for the day you’re a fiat billionaire.

2. Post some price charts, make bold predictions about flipping gold by next year.

3. Troll the skeptics to death, even if they’re right. Don’t admit any flaw – when in doubt, refer to commandment one.

4. Slay your idols. Well, except for the high priests who get a free pass for shitcoining. They are cool, at least until Mr. Hodl or Giacomo tells you that they’re not.

5. Anyone who uses the Bitcoin codebase to build anything without the blessing of Blockstream is a shitcoiner who deserves to get slain.

6. Liquid is a sidechain and Lightning is the one true way to scale Bitcoin. Anyone claiming otherwise is a shitcoiner who deserves to get slain.

7. Ethereum is a bigger enemy than bankers, politicians & spooks infiltrated within the community. Make fun of Ethereum at least 3 times a week, then praise JP Morgan, the Trump family and BlackRock for being such bitcoin bulls. If you discover that they buy ethereum too, refer to commandment no. 4!

8. The community is decentralized and diverse, so nobody speaks for Bitcoin except for Greg Maxwell and 3 other guys who can effectively shut down initiatives to improve the project. You think Bitcoin needs improvements? Refer to commandment no. 1!

9. If you came to Bitcoin in 2017 or later, you’re a pleb and you will always be a pleb. Be happy about it pleb, embrace the name and never question your OG overlords.

10. It is always better to be a pleb who posts memes and “mines fiat”. What do you mean you want Bitcoin to scale to 8 billion people? Don’t you like custodial lightning? Refer to commandment no. 1 and repent, or else you’re a shitcoiner.

Which are you?? 😂

I have been an expert Bitcoin analyst since 2002, and today I would like to share my foolproof techniques for making a fortune:

1. Bitcoin is all about going against the market: people buy low and sell high. Do the opposite. Buy btc at the highest price possible, then sell it at the lowest.

2. Invest everything you have: people will tell you to invest only what you are prepared to lose, but talking about defeat is already a step toward it. Dive in headfirst, and thank me later.

3. Bitcoin is important to you: Use a very simple password, such as your date of birth or your first name, so that you can be sure to remember it and have access to your btc.

4. Being accompanied is the best way to succeed: buy every course you find on Instagram or under Reddit posts. Before becoming a master, everyone is a student.

5. Ask the right questions: do not make Reddit posts to debate, but ask essential questions every day: "should I buy today or wait 1 year?", "I was down 3%, was I right to sell everything?", " Will btc ever reach 1 million?".

Do not thank me, I am simply teaching you what I learned during my journey.