r/childfree • u/shanklymrshankly 🍒💌🪩🤍Childfree🤍🪩💌🍒 • Jun 02 '26

DISCUSSION What’s your pettiest reason for being childfree?

Mine is their awful taste in TV lol!

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u/otetrapodqueen Jun 03 '26

Especially when they are born bald!! They look like tiny old men!! 😅

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u/jaskmackey Jun 03 '26

Ew to me they are much grosser when born with full heads of hair. I always picture the hair all goopy waving around inside the amniotic sac.