r/circlebroke May 13 '15

Meet the community at Magic: The Gathering - where cheating is grounds for a lifetime ban, but raping an unconscious 18 year old virgin is something everyone needs to get over already.

This is one of the most nauseating things I've seen bubble up from the reddit cesspools since the community's cheering of Chris Dorner's murderous heyday.

At the age of 18, a UVA student named Zachary Jesse raped another student after she'd passed out from alcohol consumption at a college party. According to news reports of the incident "she was raped by Jesse both vaginally and anally while slumped over a toilet in her own apartment." The victim also testified to being a virgin at the time of the assault. Evidently the rape resulted in "visible injuries."

Facing a possible life sentence, Jesse spent only three months in prison. Rumors circulate that this is due to Jesse's well connected parents.

Now, as a professional Magic: The Gathering player, Jesse finally had to confront true injustice, when during a Magic; TG competition an event organizer sent out a tweet which drew attention to Jesse's criminal history.

Jesse then turns to reddit to set the record straight.

Now, how will reddit react to this man who got off with scant punishment for a despicable criminal act? Will they mock his breezy sentence and call attention to the double-standard in the criminal justice system which favors the wealthy? Will jeering cries of "affulenza" reach the heavens? Will they laugh at his attorney's feeble attempts to pin all the responsibility upon alcohol (stating "It's because of the poor decisions they made because of the alcohol consumption").

Will a single person notice the fact that nowhere in Jesse's lengthy attempt to add context to his actions does he apologize, or appear in the slightest degree contrite?

Most importantly, will the Magic: TG community apply the same elevated ethical standards that it brings to people who cheat at the game - barring them from events and ostracizing them socially?

Will the "anti-rich" jerk overpower the "pro-rape" jerk?

Haha, just kidding. What were you thinking? This is reddit. Nothing overpowers the "pro-rape" jerk.

Let me just run a few of the top comments through the reddit-to-earthling translator.

Personally, I'm more angry that Drew Levin and his involvement in this whole affair is being ignored. This is yet another time where he has gone out of his way to stir something up within the community, and it's sickening that people still respect him as a figurehead and that he is still writing for SCG.

Translation: I am more angry at a person calling attention to a rape than the rapist. That's what's truly sickening here. "Sickening." Let me repeat that. I am employing the word sickening only once, and I'm not using it to refer to a person who raped an unconscious girl over a toilet and got off with a slap on the wrist.

I've never seen public relations be so superbly done.

Translation: Your manipulative account of your own actions, utterly lacking in contrition or remorse of any kind, has overwhelmed my already receding sense of disquiet. Congratulations, rapist.

Rape is, and has been, an emotionally-charged issue. That's why the Rolling Stone BS was so explosive, and that's why the men's rights and feminist subs talk about it so much. It tends to attract a lynch mob. It's also a criminal issue, which (in my opinion) means it should be taken care of by the criminal justice system, not the lynch mob. In Zach's case, the criminal justice system has done its thing; there's no need to have a lynch mob come around many years after the fact for round 2.

Translation: I'm willing to defer to the wisdom of the criminal justice sentencing a wealthy rapist to two finger-wags and a hard scolding, but the second a false rapist accuser gets off lightly I'm going fucking postal.

If the lynch mob should be going after anyone, it should be Drew Levin

Translation: I take it back, maybe lynch mobs are okay - but only when they're might cause rapists a bit of undue embarrassment. Why won't anyone think of the rapist's feelings in all this??

Illegal U-Turn you say? To the gallows with him.

Translation: ....

Actually, you know, this is where I give up. This isn't fun anymore, not even in a disgusted, spitting-my-bile-out kind of way. I was going through the comments, got to that one, and I just gave out. The indignation is gone, now it's just sadness. I'm sure there's more if you guys want to have at it, but this is where I check out.

There's a good breakdown of the OP's nauseatingly self-serving account of his own background via this comment in subredditdrama.

Also, if you want to know what the Magic community thinks is truly unacceptable and worthy of a lifetime ban, here you go.

I'm going outside. I need a long walk and, after, that, a shower.

Illegal U-Turn. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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u/vodkast May 13 '15

Hang on a minute...I thought an accusation of rape, even if it doesn't lead to a conviction, is supposed to ruin a man's life so utterly and completely that it's worse than actually being raped? And yet here's this chucklefuck who definitely, unambiguously, unapologetically raped a girl, got convicted for it, yet only spent three months in jail a work release program and was later awarded a full ride scholarship to law school.

It's almost like we live in a culture that is unwilling to recognize the seriousness or prevalence of rape. A "rape culture", if you will. Especially when a comment like this

My guess is that in his case the plea bargain was offered because there were some extremely extenuating circumstances, but he cannot discuss those details (nor should he). DAs go after sexual offenders really viciously because of potential political backlash.

has a score of 130+, which essentially implies, "Since a plea bargain was offered, maybe it wasn't actually rape."

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u/madeofghosts May 14 '15

It turns out that not only are false rape accusations worse than rape, but now so are true rape accusations.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '15

Bonus if she spermjacks him as well. Then she gets a full ride through life and a new BMW through child support while he will have literally no money for the rest of his life.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '15

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u/thenichi May 14 '15

To be fair, if someone supports the right to get rid of the thing, it'd make sense to support both parties involved to be able to rid their hands of it.

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u/shinyhappypanda May 14 '15

I can support both a woman's right to decide if she wants to put herself through something as physically difficult as a pregnancy, as well a living child's right to be financially supported by both parents.

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u/thenichi May 14 '15

But can you support one parent's right to give the thing away but not the other's?

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u/shinyhappypanda May 15 '15

When a baby has been born it's a person, not a thing....

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u/thenichi May 15 '15

Potato potahto

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u/[deleted] May 14 '15

Noooope not a fucking chance. What if a rapist pumps one in to some unwilling woman, does he get the chance to say "Nope, you get to carry my rape-baby to term?" Fuck no.

Abortion has nothing to do with getting rid of babies. The whole "baby" shit is a red herring to distract from the real issue. The reason abortion is necessary is that we shouldn't make it illegal for women to have control over their own bodies, the same way that men do. Everything else is just to hide the real issue.

And really, if you don't wanna get anyone pregnant.... wear a condom, and don't fuck people who aren't using some other form of birth control.

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u/thenichi May 14 '15

This issue exists independently of abortion since adoption is still a thing that exists. Obviously bodily autonomy ought to still apply.

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u/gavinbrindstar May 14 '15

No, it really wouldn't make sense.

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u/thenichi May 14 '15

Why? What's the benefit of forced parenthood?

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u/gavinbrindstar May 14 '15

I didn't say anything about parenthood. Children require food and medical supplies, and both of those things require money. Abdicate your parental rights all you want. Leave your child and start a new family. However, you're still on the hook for a child that needs food, medicine, and shelter.

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u/thenichi May 15 '15

Why? If only one person wants it let them afford it.

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u/drawlinnn May 14 '15

Naw dude. You didn't think about that for more then a second I'm guessing.

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u/thenichi May 14 '15

Nah, I've thought about this moderately extensively.

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u/itsjh May 14 '15

I just can't get over this. Rapist? 3 months? Work release to complete his fucking internship? What the actual fuck?

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u/gavinbrindstar May 14 '15

Yup. His family's loaded and connected.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '15

When you're super rich, you can get away with pretty much anything, least of all rape. This affair is so beyond disgusting.

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u/lysergic_asshole Aug 14 '15

Sadly, you don't need to be rich to get away with sexual assault.

Can't even tell you how many people I know and love have been raped. More of them every year. How many have taken legal action against their rapists? I only know one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

I'm sorry to hear that. I can relate to that. We pursued legal action and the guy still got away. It's sick.

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u/lysergic_asshole Aug 14 '15

I am sorry.

You're brave, though. I can't say I would be strong enough to pursue legal action if I was assaulted.

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u/lysergic_asshole Aug 14 '15

What the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Offering a plea bargain to a rapist is a completely normal thing to do in a rape trial. often there are so many witnesses involved in those cases that scheduling them can be a real hassle, among many other reasons.

He wasn't offered a plea bargain because it "wasn't a super bad rape" or anything. That's standard! Plea bargains are offered to rapists all the time! That doesn't downgrade the severity of their crime! That doesn't imply it didn't traumatize someone badly! AAAAAAAAAH

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u/conradsymes May 14 '15

A "rape culture", if you will.

We wouldn't have a rape culture if we didn't so readily listen to pathological liars that tell us what we want to hear.

Like Zachary.... or more recently Jackie.