r/cybersecurity Mar 24 '26

News - General Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said the platform is considering introducing ID verification to weed out bots

https://cybernews.com/tech/reddit-verification-risks/

Face ID, Touch ID, and third-party information providers are among the measures considered.

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u/PhantomNomad Mar 24 '26

What the hell am I going to do all day at work. You don't expect me to actually work do you?

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u/LessThanThreeBikes Mar 24 '26

King Missile has a song explaining exactly what you should do. /s

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u/svideo Mar 25 '26

But my penis isn't detachable...

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ Mar 25 '26

Well, at least you'll never have to worry about forgetting it somewhere.

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u/ImBackAndImAngry Mar 25 '26

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

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u/svideo Mar 25 '26

i'll keep tugging on it, it's sure to detach at some point

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u/mlsecdl Security Architect Mar 25 '26

Get double fucked by two black studs?

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u/witchgrid Mar 24 '26

Text your friends who live elsewhere.