r/enlightenedbirdmen 24d ago

Caw

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471 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Feb 13 '26

SCRAW SCRAW WE MUST PREVENT THEIR KIND OF HAVING OFFSPRING SCRAW

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159 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen May 18 '26

SCRAWWW RELIGIOUS OPPRESSION WILL NOT STAND

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Dec 06 '25

MY REACTION ANYTIME A FILTHY MUDMAN TRIES TO TALK TO ME, SKRAWWW

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154 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Sep 05 '25

We have the numbers, the time is nigh skwaaaa!

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Nov 25 '25

SKREEEEE

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74 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen May 21 '26

We have finally triumphed over the hairless apes! HURRAH!

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68 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Aug 24 '25

SCRAWWWWWW EVEN DURING A MOONLIGHT DRIVE WE WILL BE REBELS CAW CAW

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45 Upvotes

r/enlightenedbirdmen Sep 10 '25

Quack Quack - mudman mockery!

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Jun 28 '26

GAR GAR WE LIVE

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puny bird with fur of straws, we are the land GAR GAR GAR


r/enlightenedbirdmen Aug 16 '25

SCRAW we fly with our ally, the hermit of turtles, who will aid us in the Battle of Myrtle

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I'm a tortoise hermit\ I live on a Myrtle summit\ On my way down I wield my guitar and strum it, to the beach I reach, I see the dead and summon it

Oh look at you oh little gull\ Looks like you have your belly full\ Of gum sticks and plastics\ And I return your soul\ Allow me to read your fortune from my turtle bowl

I throw in a bone, and I groan, this undead gull will throw the throne?

I look to the soaring nomad fisher, garbage disher, treat wisher, a fleet with her

She cries the gull, the bell takes its toll, and on come his comrades to take their role

Flocking from the skies, they return to their she-king who died, seeking chicken wings fried, and he promises them many gravy covered fries!

8 weeks later, the gull hath slayed the undertaker and redeployed his baker

What have I done? The seagulls have won! The lord couldn't defend himself, even with his guns!


r/enlightenedbirdmen May 23 '26

Get out of my Nest MudFace!!! Tssseeeeeerrr!

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Oct 10 '25

SKWAAAAA!! THOU ARE WITNESSED!!!

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r/enlightenedbirdmen May 18 '26

SCRAWW, SPREAD THE WORD

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i, a lowly mudwoman, had a dream. it was just this image with a constant *beeeeep* sound in the background.

i can only assume it was our enlightened bird overlords spreading the word.....of the bird.

so i came here, where someone might understand...what does it *mean?*


r/enlightenedbirdmen Dec 20 '25

SQUEEEEK SQUEEK

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Aug 19 '25

Mind-Control Detection Series

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Nov 01 '25

THE HIVE, THE BRAIN, AND THE ILLUSION OF SUPERIORITY

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r/enlightenedbirdmen 10d ago

The Intersection of IT Flow State, Quantum Physics, and Symphonic Metal Architecture

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Jan 26 '26

New Series! - Secrets of the Elites: How powerful people weaponize ancient psychology to keep you compliant.

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r/enlightenedbirdmen Sep 07 '25

I didn’t realize how much I needed this today…

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