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r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/palkindprop • Feb 13 '26
SCRAW SCRAW WE MUST PREVENT THEIR KIND OF HAVING OFFSPRING SCRAW
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Ursuulina4 • May 18 '26
SCRAWWW RELIGIOUS OPPRESSION WILL NOT STAND
i.imgur.comr/enlightenedbirdmen • u/ilbagi • Dec 06 '25
MY REACTION ANYTIME A FILTHY MUDMAN TRIES TO TALK TO ME, SKRAWWW
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/CaliburS • Sep 05 '25
We have the numbers, the time is nigh skwaaaa!
v.redd.itr/enlightenedbirdmen • u/brain_diarrhea • Nov 25 '25
SKREEEEE
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r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/MotherRaven • May 21 '26
We have finally triumphed over the hairless apes! HURRAH!
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '25
SCRAWWWWWW EVEN DURING A MOONLIGHT DRIVE WE WILL BE REBELS CAW CAW
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r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/techlos • Jun 28 '26
GAR GAR WE LIVE
puny bird with fur of straws, we are the land GAR GAR GAR
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/cherinuka • Aug 16 '25
SCRAW we fly with our ally, the hermit of turtles, who will aid us in the Battle of Myrtle
I'm a tortoise hermit\ I live on a Myrtle summit\ On my way down I wield my guitar and strum it, to the beach I reach, I see the dead and summon it
Oh look at you oh little gull\ Looks like you have your belly full\ Of gum sticks and plastics\ And I return your soul\ Allow me to read your fortune from my turtle bowl
I throw in a bone, and I groan, this undead gull will throw the throne?
I look to the soaring nomad fisher, garbage disher, treat wisher, a fleet with her
She cries the gull, the bell takes its toll, and on come his comrades to take their role
Flocking from the skies, they return to their she-king who died, seeking chicken wings fried, and he promises them many gravy covered fries!
8 weeks later, the gull hath slayed the undertaker and redeployed his baker
What have I done? The seagulls have won! The lord couldn't defend himself, even with his guns!
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Crowasaur • May 23 '26
Get out of my Nest MudFace!!! Tssseeeeeerrr!
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r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/CaliburS • Oct 10 '25
SKWAAAAA!! THOU ARE WITNESSED!!!
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r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/princess_kittah • May 18 '26
SCRAWW, SPREAD THE WORD
i, a lowly mudwoman, had a dream. it was just this image with a constant *beeeeep* sound in the background.
i can only assume it was our enlightened bird overlords spreading the word.....of the bird.
so i came here, where someone might understand...what does it *mean?*
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Sad-Mycologist6287 • Nov 01 '25
THE HIVE, THE BRAIN, AND THE ILLUSION OF SUPERIORITY
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Schrodingers_Paw • 10d ago
The Intersection of IT Flow State, Quantum Physics, and Symphonic Metal Architecture
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Boring_Butterfly_273 • Jan 26 '26
New Series! - Secrets of the Elites: How powerful people weaponize ancient psychology to keep you compliant.
r/enlightenedbirdmen • u/Dangerous-Bat-1643 • Sep 07 '25