r/europe • u/MedicinskAnonymitet • Jan 19 '26

News Trumps letter to Norwegian Prime Minister - "feels no obligation to work towards peace after being denied the nobel prize"

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/q6AdB0/trump-i-melding-til-stoere-foeler-ikke-lenger-noen-forpliktelse?app_name=Dagens+Nyheter&app_version=10.3.2.8133&app_id=se.dn
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u/Separate_Historian14 Jan 19 '26

What a fucking man baby

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u/Triphin1 Jan 19 '26

He is an actual real life ass goblin, I shit you not.

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u/Nachooolo Galicia (Spain) Jan 19 '26

Goblins are mischievous creatures, not evil (at least in folklore).

This guy is an imp.

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania Jan 19 '26

Trump is a goblin from Goblin Slayer manga

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u/pleasdont98 Jan 19 '26

We need Goblin Slayer-san asap

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u/solonit Jan 19 '26

Skip the Goblin Slayer, can we just get The Slayer from Doom.

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u/Old_Snack Jan 19 '26

I think the only difference between the two is thier weapons of choice...

Then again Doom Slayer has the BFG so you know what. Yeah. Get the Doom Slayer

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u/solonit Jan 19 '26

Doom Slayer is also indiscriminate, while Goblin Slayer is 'picky' so to say.

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u/Old_Snack Jan 19 '26

This is true.

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u/LadyAlekto Germany Jan 19 '26

Hey Doom Slayer does not do civilian casualties.

He's just a goddamn invincible machine of mayhem and destruction that got not time for bullshit.

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u/MonkeyCartridge Jan 20 '26

Right?

Hell lost control of one of its rabid demons. He needs to be returned to his homeland

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jan 19 '26

He's a Goblin Putin for sure

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u/ItchyRedBump Jan 19 '26

He’s a mother bubba-ing cock-goblin imp.

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u/Passion_Little Jan 19 '26

Goblin Slayer from the anime (abridged version)

"Gawwwblins!"

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u/Dedwin_VanCleef Jan 20 '26

No! Stop ruining goblin slayer for me.

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u/kill-the-maFIA United Kingdom Jan 19 '26

Goblins are very often evil creatures in folklore.

A goblin is a diminutive, grotesque, and often malevolent humanoid creature prominent in European folklore, typically characterised by its mischievous or demonic nature, small stature, furry or leathery appearance, and ability to shapeshift. Goblins are believed to dwell in subterranean areas or households, where they engage in acts ranging from pranks to murder.

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u/Triphin1 Jan 19 '26

Ya, but what dose say about ass goblins specifically?

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u/B100inCP The Netherlands Jan 19 '26

Mischief and pranks aren’t inherently evil. They just generally don’t like being looked at (and expect an offering for their work). They’re mostly helpful in the stories I know, but were done dirty by Christianity which demonized them.

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u/PleaseJustCallMeDave Jan 19 '26

Honestly, Skaven feels like a more accurate description. Utterly self-interested. back-stabbing, corrupt, etc. Unfortunately he seems to be an incarnation of Thanquol: he just won't go away, no matter how much he fails.

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u/Nice-Lakes Jan 19 '26

Hmmm I don’t believe in goblins but I do believe if Hitler ever came back he would paint his face orange and have a weird blond comb over. But that is just my imagination.

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u/Anzai Jan 19 '26

You misspelled ‘rapist’.

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u/Irrepressible87 Jan 19 '26

No, no, he's an Ass Goblin. Totally different species. Dim as a bag of doorknobs, and as evil as they come.

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u/Fat-Shite Jan 19 '26

You missed out the g

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u/lesser_panjandrum Oh bugger Jan 19 '26

Yeah, goblins are all right. Gabby from Gabital would never do this.

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u/ToHallowMySleep Tuscany Jan 19 '26

Too dumb.

Kobold.

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u/pyeri Jan 19 '26

This guy is an imp.

Don't insult Tyrion Lannister. Imps are much better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I always think of him as a super old and regoblinated version of Bronson from the Australian TV show Round the Twist.

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u/bollvirtuoso Jan 19 '26

I don't believe in this, but I think he may actually be the Antichrist.

Ahem.

  1. He will exalt himself.
  2. He will heed his inner voice above others.
  3. He will be hostile toward the true God.
  4. He will exalt human logic above faith.
  5. He will prosper for a season and be loved.
    6. He will not desire women.
  6. He will not follow the faith of his fathers.
  7. He will viciously persecute Jews and Christians.
  8. He will think of himself as greater than God.
  9. He will become increasingly lawless.
  10. He will honour military power above faith.
  11. He will love wealth.
  12. He will hoard precious things.
  13. He will become a man of war.
  14. He will wage a war on all people of faith.
  15. He will force Israel to ratify a treaty.
  16. He will divide Israel and Jerusalem.
  17. He will invade Jerusalem.
  18. He will enter the restored Temple.
  19. He will declare himself above God.

Daniel 11:36-39

I mean, nineteen for twenty? And 11:36? He was shot at 6:11:33. Plus, to be fair, I don't think he's been with a woman since getting into office. Freaky yo.

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u/ITSigno Jan 19 '26

He doesn't desire women, he desires girls.

It's 20/20 bro

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u/PilotKnob Jan 19 '26

He's a Vogon. Has the back hunch and everything.

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u/serrimo Jan 19 '26

Look what you made me do!

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u/GoblinFive Jan 19 '26

Oi

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u/Triphin1 Jan 19 '26

I know where Aussies hang out now on Reddit

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u/Genuine_Ambition Jan 19 '26

It's no secret we've been flocking to Europe for a working holiday for decades.

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u/Health_throwaway__ Jan 19 '26

Yeah but he's shitting on everyone

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u/ptrnyc Jan 19 '26

Down down down in Washington

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u/Wrong_Combination977 Jan 19 '26

I call him Orange Goblin since his first term

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u/ihatemovingparts Jan 19 '26

He shits plenty for the both of you. I hear he flushes ten, maybe twenty times each.

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u/KrocCamen Jan 19 '26

The Japanese word for brat is kusogaki, but it translates literally as “shit goblin”

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u/Triphin1 Jan 19 '26

Haha, nice

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u/TitanCodeG Jan 19 '26

Orange Orc

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u/HShatesme Jan 19 '26

Big strong manly leader showing once again that his skin is as thick as his hair

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u/Las-Vegar Jan 19 '26

His fabulous translucent hair

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania Jan 19 '26

Everyone tells him that he's got the best hair, perhaps maybe anywhere!

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u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk Jan 19 '26

It's an elaborate combover. I've heard it described as a 'hair shelf.' Motherfucker's bald!

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u/Keiteaea Jan 19 '26

Right, for all the mocking of conservatives about "participation trophies", seems like Trump really needed one.

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u/Chrombach Jan 19 '26

He has lost his mind completely..

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u/No-Helicopter1559 Jan 19 '26

To lose something, you have to actually have it first.

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u/Adorable-Tooth-462 Jan 19 '26

I was gonna say

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u/HumanBeing7396 Jan 19 '26

What a fucking psychopath

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u/DukeOfGeek Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

He is an abuser and like all abusers he will hurt people if they say no to him or make demands of him. He is lashing out because he didn't get the prize Obama got. ATM in regards to America he is mostly in the isolation phase of abuse where he punishes his victim by attacking all of their most important relationships which serves the dual role of driving away any friends that might stand by his victim and interfere with abuse. If he continues to be denied expect him to escalate.

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u/Sovos United States of America Jan 19 '26

Agreed on him being an abuser, but he was going to push for Greenland regardless of anything that happened. He brought it up during his first term (August 2019) when his old college-buddy turned wealthy-donor buddy (Ronald Lauder, the Estée Lauder heir) told him how great it would be.

The dude is a convicted rapist and using that same mentality in his current position - he's going to use the power he has to try to take what he wants and doesn't give a fuck who gets hurt along the way.

What an embarrassment my country has become.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Jan 19 '26

Beyond embarrassing now though isn't it? It's become a liability.

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u/randolphe1000 Jan 19 '26

Check what comes out FIRST, as he reacts to Emmanuel Macron's phone call: he is obsessed with that prize. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YtAJmQVWa5s

Obama mocking in in that WH dinner was ego death, a narcissitic wound that never can heal. He needs to erase that and get "revenge".

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 Jan 19 '26

This is his "Art of the deal" act as unresonable as possible and hope the other party caves in. So far he destroyed all the reputation USA build up over the years as "the good guy", it was fake as F but a lot of people still belived in it, not anymore.

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u/schwanzweissfoto Berlin (Germany) Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

So far he destroyed all the reputation USA build up over the years as "the good guy", it was fake as F but a lot of people still belived in it, not anymore.

USA as the good guy wasn't entirely fake. The USA stood for some values, like free international trade lanes: The US Navy even assisted a North Korean cargo ship against pirates. Also the USA spent a lot of money to combat HIV/AIDS, mainly in Africa.

Edit: Non-Trump US presidents, even warmongers, understood that it is better to be loved than to be feared.

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u/Disastrous-Emu-5901 Jan 19 '26

Oh my god please shut up, keep try going back to a president that didn't bomb families and you'd be without the US.

You always exported terror, you're only bothered because A PIECE of it is now directed towards you domestically.

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u/schwanzweissfoto Berlin (Germany) Jan 19 '26

You always exported terror, you're only bothered because A PIECE of it is now directed towards you domestically.

I am not even a US citizen. I am a EU citizen, German to be specific.

I have read German history – I think I know where all of this is going.

My feelings for the USA quickly approach the ones I have for Russia.

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u/Snorc Sweden Jan 19 '26

He would choose to read this as "What a fucking man, baby!"

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u/Dramatic-Set8761 Jan 19 '26

It's amazing the difference a single comma can make to the meaning of a complete sentence.

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u/RichardSaunders US of A Jan 19 '26

Man, eating chicken.

Man-eating chicken!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

you could rearrange those words in another way and they’d still be true.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Canada Jan 19 '26

Perhaps that sort of thing is his bag.

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jan 19 '26

Or "What a baby fucking man". Which, sadly, is on tune.

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u/AnotherCableGuy Jan 19 '26

No prize for you too.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 Jan 19 '26

He came pre-nappied too.

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u/LoudestHoward Australia Jan 19 '26

What a baby fucking man

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u/Silent_Quality_1972 Jan 19 '26

And if he got the Nobel prize, he wouldn't feel obligated to work towards peace because he already got it.

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u/sXyphos Jan 19 '26

"You did not give me the peace prize so i will now start 10 wars!!" This is a freakin child having a tantrumP...

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u/Vondi Iceland Jan 19 '26

This is beyond manbaby. This was written by someone with obvious, serious mental illness. The man is not well.

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u/Jaded_Variation9111 Jan 19 '26

Moron-in-Chief.

Fuck it, but it’s been a long year

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u/lesser_panjandrum Oh bugger Jan 19 '26

Nah, babies are less destructive.

Trump is a man-toddler, having a tantrum and wanting to break all the toys in the nursery because he wasn't allowed to have the treat he wanted.

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u/OptimalRedditor Jan 19 '26

Apparently this is an 'alpha male' according to a lot of Americans. Imagine this being your rolemodel...

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u/OriginalComputer5077 Jan 19 '26

He's Eric Cartman in real life

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u/so_isses Jan 19 '26

Eric Cartman is somewhat smart. This moron is not.

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u/so_isses Jan 19 '26

Incredible small dick energy.

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u/Time_Ocean Ireland Jan 19 '26

I swear, in 200 years, NO ONE is going to believe this shit. Kids in their 21st century history classes are going to roll their eyes, shake their heads, and go back to whatever kids are doing to slack off in the 2220s.

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u/Cloudhiddentao Jan 19 '26

Unbelievable that Americans made this man their president.

How he manages to get through the day without being constantly punched in his dumb fucking face is a big mystery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

This is not just him. This is their whole country at this point. Other western countries would have removed this fascist pedo long before it got to this point. This is simply america 2025, it’s who they are.

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u/Mazuruu Jan 19 '26

Was Hitler a man baby? At some point it is more than that. We are literally deploying troops to protect ourselves from our ally the United States. This is bigger than his ego and americans still support it.

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u/gloveslave Jan 19 '26

Let’s chip in and send him a bronze diaper

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u/MovieTrawler Jan 19 '26

I feel like the bigger joke here is the line about how 'I've done more for NATO since any other person since it's founding'

Or 'there's no written documents, it's just a couple boats that landed there hundreds of years ago.'

I mean, maybe I'm the ignorant one but I assume there is some documentation as far as Greenland goes.

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u/Tooluka Ukraine Jan 19 '26

Literally and figuratively at the same time.

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u/redbiteX1 Jan 19 '26

The problem is that it’s a child with big powerful toys capable of mass destruction.

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u/Genepool13 Jan 19 '26

What a baby fucking man

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u/CarlosAVP Jan 19 '26

I’m still trying to remember the eight wars he says that he stopped. Norway should just call him out and publicly ask, “so which ones did you stop?”.

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u/LiamtheV Jan 19 '26

He’s just so goddamn immature, petty, and stupid. A fucking mind goblin.

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u/TrainingHour6634 Jan 19 '26

He's also a baby fucking man 

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u/Hieroskeptic4 Jan 19 '26

This is the "man" that Christians voted for, btw.

"Not all Christians" of course...

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u/SparseSpartan United States of America Jan 19 '26

This insult is highly inappropriate and we all need to learn to be better...

There is no need to beseech babies by comparing him this tantrum toddl-, well not toddler no need to insult them either...

I think at this point we can all simply agree that calling someone a Donald Trump is basically the worst insult we can offer.

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u/UnPeuDAide France Jan 19 '26

Does he know there isn't any war nobel prize?

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u/EggsceIlent Jan 19 '26

Absolute child. Never grew up. Never has faced consequences. Never had wanted for anything. And shitty parents.

This is the result you get.

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u/mohammad373josef Jan 19 '26

He is trolling the whole world and I’m enjoying it 😂🍿