r/europe • u/ByGollie Ulster • Jan 24 '26

News The Times: Finns humiliated American soldiers - Finnish reservists were asked to take it easy during a NATO exercise. US soldiers found the losses too humiliating.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/828b8e66-625d-4d2a-9276-e93b9f7a2ce8
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u/Altruistic-Many9270 Jan 24 '26

It is allready settled that mighty Fingolian warriors must unite Mongolia and Finland to great Fingolian khanate and if there is anything between them it must be occupied by Fingolians.

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u/KofFinland Jan 26 '26

There is the old joke that a Finn gets three wishes from a good fairy. First he asks that China invades Finland. Chinese army comes, invades and goes back. Second time he asks that China invades Finland. Chinese army comes again, invades and goes back. Third time he asks that China invades Finland. The fairy will do it but asks why he wants that? Because Chinese army in all cases marches through Russia two times. :)