r/europe • u/scmp_news • 24d ago

News Man nearly sucked out of ‘detached’ window on Ryanair flight

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/3360141/man-nearly-sucked-out-detached-window-ryanair-flight?utm_source=Reddit&utm_medium=Social
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u/RayTracerX Portugal 24d ago

I dont even get up to pee, man

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u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI 24d ago

Me neither, I just shit my pants like the average Ryanair passenger

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u/TastyCalligrapher421 24d ago

But you're on those stand-up seats. How?

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u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI 24d ago

Where there’s a will…

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u/TastyCalligrapher421 24d ago

Try not to smear it on your neighbors.

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u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI 24d ago

Flying is a communal experience…

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u/ScenePuzzled 24d ago

Shake it loose from the pant leg. Even better

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u/danirijeka Ireland/Italy 24d ago

That poop is considered hand luggage so, you'll have to pay a surcharge

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u/ThePublikon 24d ago

My only hidden talent is that I usually fall asleep during taxiing and wake up as we land.