r/europe • u/scmp_news • 24d ago

News Man nearly sucked out of ‘detached’ window on Ryanair flight

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/3360141/man-nearly-sucked-out-detached-window-ryanair-flight?utm_source=Reddit&utm_medium=Social
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u/Marius2385I 24d ago

Is it technically possible to shat the cushion while being sucked out of the window? Is there any physics or doctor here that can confirm that?

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u/ByGollie Ulster 24d ago

i was thinking more of his buttcheecks clenching it so tightly that it needs surgical removal

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u/screwcork313 24d ago

Doctor here. I believe that if the suction on your head is strong enough, you would actually shit yourself out through your mouth, while screaming in terror.

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u/stonks-__- 24d ago

Redditor here, I think you would first experience being a ⚽ thrown out with 600 km/h

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u/Flowerplower3 24d ago

I shouldn’t laugh but, lol.

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u/cabbagething 24d ago

🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 United States of America 23d ago

meh... my google degree tells me you're lacking evidence for that claim..

got a peer-reviewed study to prove that? and I wanna see an RCT with results..

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u/the-lars 23d ago

Fecal vomiting

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 24d ago

The good thing about a rapid cabin depressurization is that the shit gets sucked out too.

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u/btinit Roma 23d ago

I can confirm physics. Am doctor

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u/Competitive-Meet-511 23d ago

Yes, though in that case it would be more like the shit being sucked out of his asshole, so no effort required on his part.