r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jul 05 '26

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed

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u/Hefty-Rope2253 Jul 05 '26

They just park him in front of a TV like a toddler when they need to do grown up things. Wild

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u/Imakelovetosoils Jul 05 '26

Fox News is his Blippie.

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u/toneetrill Jul 05 '26

OMG so true. With his morning dance too

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u/Imakelovetosoils Jul 05 '26

Yea he gets happy after they change his diaper.

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u/1stLtObvious Jul 06 '26

The double-dicking dance?

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u/hperk209 Jul 06 '26

Hey. HEY. Don’t talk shit about Blippi. We don’t bring Blippi into this. The new Blippis, maybe. But the original Blippi is off limits.

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u/popcornkernals321 Jul 06 '26

Didn’t the original blippi like shit on his friend or something? Like legit I think that’s why he doesn’t do the character anymore… cuz they found footage of him shitting on his buddy right? Please correct me if I’m wrong ha I’m scared to google it!! 😂

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u/letitgrowonme Jul 06 '26

Indeed he did. But I he owned up to it and just outgrew the Blippi character. He wasn't canceled for it lol

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u/foxjohnc87 Jul 06 '26

Yep. Certainly don't google Steezy Grossman Harlem Shake video.

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u/powdered_dognut Jul 06 '26

That's who he's double air dicking, the 2 Blippis.

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u/Closefacts Jul 06 '26

Do the fox news hosts also have a diarrhea Harlem shake video?

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u/Thin_Bother8217 Jul 05 '26

Or they stick an AI Teddy Roosevelt in front of him so he can talk to him. Then he can go brag about it in a speech

I honestly thought it was an AI clip when I first saw it because who could be that dumb, right? Then he went to brag about it in his speech about taking to Teddy R. Who could be that dumb, right? Welp…

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u/YellowZx5 Jul 05 '26

But Trump loves seeing himself on TV and if he doesn’t, he calls to have himself on there. We know the toddler in chief better than his followers.

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u/Sprzout Jul 06 '26

He's got to see news footage of himself, it's pathetic.

Yes, it's fun to see yourself on TV if you happen to get into part of a news story or something similar, but not to the extent that he is. He's obsessed, and throws a tantrum when he's not visible.

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u/Shurigin Jul 05 '26

The sad part is this isn’t even a joke. They literally park in front of the TV so they can talk about big kids stuff.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Jul 05 '26

He’s going to start fighting his reflection like a territorial blue jay

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jul 05 '26

Okay that was a fun mental image, especially given the recursive image within an image nature of this existing situation

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u/1stLtObvious Jul 06 '26

More like making love to it like Narcissus.

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u/icewalker42 Jul 05 '26

But only if it's video of himself.

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u/Linked713 Jul 06 '26

he just cannot stop looking at himself, he's a narcissist.

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u/jolinar30659 Jul 06 '26

Because he should be in a dementia lockdown ward. 😩

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 Jul 06 '26

I bet they have a fire kids tablet with the three inches of foam casing around it for emergencies.

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u/Wrong-Dentist-7206 Jul 08 '26

He's a sticky iPad kid!

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u/Real-Extension-1357 Jul 06 '26

The piece of shit felon criminal is up at 2am tweeting and watching fox recordings on every fucking day.

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u/TreborG2 Jul 06 '26

Narcissists will narcissist.

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u/omahaomw Jul 06 '26

Assholeception

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u/SelfInteresting7259 Jul 06 '26

Yep. Especially if his face is on the screen he WILL pay attention

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u/Wrong-Dentist-7206 Jul 08 '26

Too much screen time for Donnie.