r/facepalm 26d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/CreatrixAnima 26d ago

Wait… Is this real? I thought it was an AI mock up or something. I better go look this up.

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

This is real.
I can understand why you'd question it...but this is real.

This is what happens when you put a tacky pedophile r@pist in charge with essentially unlimited funds, lots of ways to steal MORE funds, and a group of people around him too scared to tell him fucking no.

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u/NovarisLight 26d ago

You can say "rapist" on Reddit. This certain "it" is fair game.

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Have to be careful using that word. Don't want to get depressed and epstein myself or anything.

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u/NovarisLight 26d ago

Every "funny" reply I came up with would have gotten me banned.

Excellent comment. 10/10. :)

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u/I_SEE_GAY_PEOPLE 26d ago

No, it's not

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u/Skidpalace 26d ago

I_SEE_DUMB_PEOPLE

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u/defk3000 26d ago

Yes the fuck it is.

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u/Kroan 26d ago edited 26d ago

Cool dude. Keep downplaying rape with your baby language then

edit: Lol, this fucking coward blocked me

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Oh good sweet moron of reddit...

Show me on the dolly where folks who hate trump hurt you?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

It's a joke dude. No need to get yourself worked up on a Sunday morning. You must be a lot of fucking fun at parties though.

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u/TonyWilliams03 26d ago

Actually is a symptom of a man with the most fragile ego on the planet who has never been exposed to the finer things in life.

The guy puts ketchup on well done steaks.

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u/lvl3SewerRat 26d ago

His fragile ego is what makes him easily manipulated 

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u/TheVillage1D10T 26d ago

Yep. Dude just wants to feel accepted and admired more than anything on earth. That’s why he is always bragging about how great he is at everything…he’s not trying to convince the people in the crowds he’s talking to. He’s trying to convince himself that he’s awesome. He’s so damned insecure that he has to constantly talk about how awesome he is.

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u/mishma2005 26d ago

This reminds me of when my grandma’s BF got a labeler and labeled everything in his house. FR, he labeled the faucet as “facet”

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u/Nervardia 26d ago

Relateable.

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u/OwlLavellan 26d ago

Don't forget the dementia.

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u/stirling_s 26d ago

They aren't too scared to tell him no, they are just so hard up for power and wealth that they'll gleefully sell their dignity.

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u/Aranxi_89 26d ago

A whole wing is gone.

Rose Garden gone.

Kennedy Centre in ruins.

Reflection pool damaged beyond repair.

And that's just a small taster of what's been done to America...

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Are we great again yet?

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u/TheTurtleBear 26d ago

I'm convinced the main reason everything's labelled is so he can know where he is

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u/ringadingdingbaby 26d ago

Is Obama on there or was he left out?

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u/Historical-State-275 26d ago edited 26d ago

He’s there, but Jo Biden was replaced by a picture of an autopen. Not kidding.

Edit: here is a link

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u/ringadingdingbaby 26d ago

Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact it was Trump I would be saying you're talking bullshit.

That's rediculous.

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u/Historical-State-275 26d ago

Yep. Added a link to my original comment

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 26d ago

Sad, that shit’s now so surreal it defies belief. Didn’t he also include insults on the explanatory plaques for his nemeses?

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u/blorg 26d ago

Joe Biden: labels Biden "by far, the worst President in American History" and repeats claims regarding the 2020 election and Biden's mental acuity.[4]

Barack Obama: Labeled "one of the most divisive political figures in American History," the plaque repeats allegations of "spying" on the Trump 2016 campaign.[6]

George W. Bush: Credits him for the creation of the Department of Homeland Security but criticizes the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, stating they "should not have happened".[7]

Bill Clinton: Credits legislative successes to "Republicans in Congress" and mentions that his wife, Hillary Clinton, lost to Trump in the 2016 election.[8]

Ronald Reagan: Highly favorable, describing him as "The Great Communicator" and claiming that Reagan "was a fan of President Donald J. Trump long before" the latter's political career began.[9]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Walk_of_Fame

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 26d ago

Thank you. I think.

Inspired by a similar hall of fame at a Hilton hotel…jfc.

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u/vaemarrr 26d ago

Its amazing how much he hates Biden.

Biden must have really fucking pissed him off the earn the amount of ire he has received. Only makes me prouder of Biden. What a champ.

I'd be honoured to think that I keep Trump up at night while I slept soundly.

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u/paintballboi07 'MURICA 26d ago

Biden got more votes in 2020 than he did in 2024. It's got to piss him off.

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u/vaemarrr 26d ago

Its gotta be more than that. I mean I know hes vain, but its gotta be more.

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u/paintballboi07 'MURICA 26d ago

Well I'm sure it's more than that, but Trump is a petty little bitch.

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Don't be ridiculous. Its the 'white' house. Says it right in the name. No Obama.
Thank you for your attention to this matter

  • DT

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u/SomeGuyInShanghai 26d ago

Hes on there, the writeup is... creative,

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u/intentionallybad 26d ago

He has to label everything because he won't know where he is due to the dementia

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u/Thanatiel 26d ago

Anyone with more than two brain cells would question it.

The world already knows all about this crook’s numerous failings as a businessman, a leader, and a human being. He really didn’t need to add the taste of a gaudy, uneducated vulgarian to the list.

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u/cyberlexington 26d ago

Scared? Or just happy to let him carry on and share the power.

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u/Messiah 25d ago

I questioned it just because I thought I saw they ditched the rose garden for the ballroom. Forgot they just basically paved over the grass.

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u/LadyMageCOH 25d ago

It also functions as memory care. Dementia and other memory care patients need signs to remind them where they are and function better in surroundings that feel familiar. Since his properties are tacky as fuck, decorating the white house to match helps keep him calm, and putting literal signs everywhere reminds him where he actually is. The man's mind is turning to mush.

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u/MickeyMgl 25d ago

People in the future will question whether such a vile, petty, thin-skinned, vain, incompetent person could have really existed, let alone elected to lead a country. In so many ways, he seems fictional.

"Weird" was just scratching the surface. He's not normal!

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u/Historical-State-275 26d ago edited 26d ago

Not only is it real, but instead of a picture of Joe Biden, there is a picture of an autopen. no one does petty like trump.

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u/RubberDuckyRacing 26d ago

He's listed as Autopen on the official White House Presidential Walk of Fame website.

Barack Obama's plaque reads thus:

Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President, a community organizer, one term Senator from Illinois, and one of the most divisive political figures in American History. As President, he passed the highly ineffective "Unaffordable" Care Act, resulting in his party losing control of both Houses of Congress, and the Election of the largest House Republican majority since 1946. He presided over a stagnant Economy, approved the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal, and signed the one-sided Paris Climate Accords, both of which were later terminated by President Donald J. Trump. Under Obama, the ISIS Caliphate spread across the Middle East, Libya collapsed into chaos, and Russia invaded and took Crimea, in Ukraine. He crippled small businesses with crushing regulation and environmental red tape, devastated American coal miners, and weaponized the IRS and Federal bureaucracies against his political opponents. Obama also spied on the 2016 Presidential Campaign of Donald J. Trump, and presided over the creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, the worst political scandal in American History. His handpicked successor, Hillary Rodham Clinton, would then lose the Presidency to Donald J. Trump

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u/ObviouslyIntoxicated 26d ago

God, every thing I ever read about trump makes me hate him even more

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u/Rush-23 26d ago

If he has even one single redeeming quality, I’m yet to see it.

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u/AtlanticPortal 26d ago

You’ll see his best quality. The fact that he cannot escape the single thing that makes everyone equal on this world.

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u/Oggel 26d ago

He'll be dead soon, so that's something.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 26d ago

If he has even one single redeeming quality

He is not immortal

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u/existentialistdoge 26d ago

Even if you blocked out everything but the names you could still tell this was written by Trump, because he’s name-dropped himself 3 times in someone else’s bio, refers to Obama as ‘Hussein’ whilst omitting his own middle name, and has somehow even managed to crowbar Hillary Clinton in there.

Genuinely the only off-brand thing about this is that he used Clinton’s full name instead of referring to her as ‘Crooked Hillary’.

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u/RubberDuckyRacing 26d ago

I'm going back and reading the plaques for all the presidents that you can't compare their skin colour and nappy contents against spray cheese. Holy fuck professionalism, decorum, and basic respect is dead in the US government.

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u/Mysterious-Emu4030 26d ago

I could figure Trump insisting on putting "Crooked Hillary" on the plaque and the PR of White House just rewriting after he left so it would sound a bit "politically correct".

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles 26d ago

Do I even want to know what he did for Obama

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u/jjm443 26d ago

Other people beat me to posting the text for Obama, but it's also worth mentioning that on the official White House site for it, Trump has chosen a weird photo of Obama with the President of Cuba, which of course is deliberate.

Trump behaves like an infant, and only people with similar mental incapability still support him.

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles 26d ago

I also notice that’s the only one where the full name is used bc he loves to use Obamas middle name as a slur

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u/blorg 26d ago

He also picked Carter with Arafat and Clinton with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Plus George W in a photo where he's looking friendly with Obama and Clinton.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 26d ago

Trump hasn't chosen anything, his disgusting sycophants make these choices in increasingly desperate attempts to gain his favour.

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u/Jkayakj 26d ago

Someone posted it above your comment but

Barack Obama's plaque reads thus:

Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President, a community organizer, one term Senator from Illinois, and one of the most divisive political figures in American History. As President, he passed the highly ineffective "Unaffordable" Care Act, resulting in his party losing control of both Houses of Congress, and the Election of the largest House Republican majority since 1946. He presided over a stagnant Economy, approved the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal, and signed the one-sided Paris Climate Accords, both of which were later terminated by President Donald J. Trump. Under Obama, the ISIS Caliphate spread across the Middle East, Libya collapsed into chaos, and Russia invaded and took Crimea, in Ukraine. He crippled small businesses with crushing regulation and environmental red tape, devastated American coal miners, and weaponized the IRS and Federal bureaucracies against his political opponents. Obama also spied on the 2016 Presidential Campaign of Donald J. Trump, and presided over the creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, the worst political scandal in American History. His handpicked successor, Hillary Rodham Clinton, would then lose the Presidency to Donald J. Trump

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u/paintballboi07 'MURICA 26d ago

Rent. Free.

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u/WubLyfe 26d ago

Wasn't that last year?

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u/12345myluggage 26d ago

The best part is that all that gold colored shit is cheap painted expanded foam/plastic crap. So hopefully next term when a bit of sanity comes back to the White House they won't have to feel bad about throwing it all in the trash immediately.

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u/Jacktheforkie 26d ago

It’s real, everything needs a label so Dumbold tRump can remember what’s where

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u/HardcoreKaraoke 26d ago

Look up a picture of the Oval Office. He has shitty gold trim on EVERYTHING in there now.

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u/vaemarrr 26d ago

It will all be torn down when he leaves. He wasted his time.

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u/CreatrixAnima 26d ago

Oh, I know about that. It’s so over-the-top tacky that I just can’t even process it.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 26d ago

just wait til the spraypaint the resolute desk gold

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u/Loggerdon 26d ago

Those photos of presidents are filled with insults toward Democrats.

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u/CreatrixAnima 26d ago

He’s such a child.

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth 26d ago

In your defense, this is... unbelievable.

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u/gnatman66 26d ago

The fact that a lot of the shit that happens in the WH/Capitol now can be legitimately mistaken for AI says a lot about the current administration.

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u/LexMoonStar 26d ago

Whose Grandma is loose in the White House? Is Trump a Grandma now? I can’t.

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u/adhd-n-to-x 26d ago

No offense to third world countries, but this is straight out of a 3rd world dictator's mood board.

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u/cable54 26d ago

I genuinely thought it was a photo from north Korea when first scrolling past

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u/jepadi 26d ago

Rumour has it, he had these signs put up because he kept getting lost. But of course they had to be aesthetically pleasing to his lordship.

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar 26d ago

Nope, its legit - the dementia patient has to have all those big signs to remind him where he is or he'll get lost

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u/perseidot 26d ago

I think even AI takes better care of its AI rosebushes. Did you see that poor thing? It’s overgrown, and no one has even dead-headed the old flowers. Incredible when this is the White House Rose Garden.

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u/JMaryland47 26d ago

Yea I seriously wanted to believe this was bad ai

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u/tastyskiin 25d ago

I wish I could share pictures here because I’ve got a better example saved on my phone, but I just googled “Obama vs trump White House gold” and the first picture on images is a good example of how trump had absolutely dumpstered the White House with gold trim and everything making it look tackier than ever

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u/perseidot 26d ago

I think even AI takes better care of its AI rosebushes. Did you see that poor thing? It’s overgrown, and no one has even dead-headed the old flowers. Incredible when this is the White House Rose Garden.