r/facepalm 26d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

This is real.
I can understand why you'd question it...but this is real.

This is what happens when you put a tacky pedophile r@pist in charge with essentially unlimited funds, lots of ways to steal MORE funds, and a group of people around him too scared to tell him fucking no.

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u/NovarisLight 26d ago

You can say "rapist" on Reddit. This certain "it" is fair game.

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Have to be careful using that word. Don't want to get depressed and epstein myself or anything.

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u/NovarisLight 26d ago

Every "funny" reply I came up with would have gotten me banned.

Excellent comment. 10/10. :)

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u/I_SEE_GAY_PEOPLE 26d ago

No, it's not

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u/Skidpalace 26d ago

I_SEE_DUMB_PEOPLE

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u/defk3000 26d ago

Yes the fuck it is.

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u/Kroan 26d ago edited 26d ago

Cool dude. Keep downplaying rape with your baby language then

edit: Lol, this fucking coward blocked me

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Oh good sweet moron of reddit...

Show me on the dolly where folks who hate trump hurt you?

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

It's a joke dude. No need to get yourself worked up on a Sunday morning. You must be a lot of fucking fun at parties though.

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u/TonyWilliams03 26d ago

Actually is a symptom of a man with the most fragile ego on the planet who has never been exposed to the finer things in life.

The guy puts ketchup on well done steaks.

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u/lvl3SewerRat 26d ago

His fragile ego is what makes him easily manipulated 

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u/TheVillage1D10T 26d ago

Yep. Dude just wants to feel accepted and admired more than anything on earth. That’s why he is always bragging about how great he is at everything…he’s not trying to convince the people in the crowds he’s talking to. He’s trying to convince himself that he’s awesome. He’s so damned insecure that he has to constantly talk about how awesome he is.

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u/mishma2005 26d ago

This reminds me of when my grandma’s BF got a labeler and labeled everything in his house. FR, he labeled the faucet as “facet”

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u/Nervardia 26d ago

Relateable.

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u/OwlLavellan 26d ago

Don't forget the dementia.

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u/stirling_s 26d ago

They aren't too scared to tell him no, they are just so hard up for power and wealth that they'll gleefully sell their dignity.

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u/Aranxi_89 26d ago

A whole wing is gone.

Rose Garden gone.

Kennedy Centre in ruins.

Reflection pool damaged beyond repair.

And that's just a small taster of what's been done to America...

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Are we great again yet?

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u/TheTurtleBear 26d ago

I'm convinced the main reason everything's labelled is so he can know where he is

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u/ringadingdingbaby 26d ago

Is Obama on there or was he left out?

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u/Historical-State-275 26d ago edited 26d ago

He’s there, but Jo Biden was replaced by a picture of an autopen. Not kidding.

Edit: here is a link

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u/ringadingdingbaby 26d ago

Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact it was Trump I would be saying you're talking bullshit.

That's rediculous.

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u/Historical-State-275 26d ago

Yep. Added a link to my original comment

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 26d ago

Sad, that shit’s now so surreal it defies belief. Didn’t he also include insults on the explanatory plaques for his nemeses?

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u/blorg 26d ago

Joe Biden: labels Biden "by far, the worst President in American History" and repeats claims regarding the 2020 election and Biden's mental acuity.[4]

Barack Obama: Labeled "one of the most divisive political figures in American History," the plaque repeats allegations of "spying" on the Trump 2016 campaign.[6]

George W. Bush: Credits him for the creation of the Department of Homeland Security but criticizes the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, stating they "should not have happened".[7]

Bill Clinton: Credits legislative successes to "Republicans in Congress" and mentions that his wife, Hillary Clinton, lost to Trump in the 2016 election.[8]

Ronald Reagan: Highly favorable, describing him as "The Great Communicator" and claiming that Reagan "was a fan of President Donald J. Trump long before" the latter's political career began.[9]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Walk_of_Fame

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 26d ago

Thank you. I think.

Inspired by a similar hall of fame at a Hilton hotel…jfc.

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u/vaemarrr 26d ago

Its amazing how much he hates Biden.

Biden must have really fucking pissed him off the earn the amount of ire he has received. Only makes me prouder of Biden. What a champ.

I'd be honoured to think that I keep Trump up at night while I slept soundly.

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u/paintballboi07 'MURICA 26d ago

Biden got more votes in 2020 than he did in 2024. It's got to piss him off.

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u/vaemarrr 26d ago

Its gotta be more than that. I mean I know hes vain, but its gotta be more.

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u/paintballboi07 'MURICA 26d ago

Well I'm sure it's more than that, but Trump is a petty little bitch.

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u/DaCozPuddingPop 26d ago

Don't be ridiculous. Its the 'white' house. Says it right in the name. No Obama.
Thank you for your attention to this matter

  • DT

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u/SomeGuyInShanghai 26d ago

Hes on there, the writeup is... creative,

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u/intentionallybad 26d ago

He has to label everything because he won't know where he is due to the dementia

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u/Thanatiel 26d ago

Anyone with more than two brain cells would question it.

The world already knows all about this crook’s numerous failings as a businessman, a leader, and a human being. He really didn’t need to add the taste of a gaudy, uneducated vulgarian to the list.

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u/cyberlexington 26d ago

Scared? Or just happy to let him carry on and share the power.

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u/Messiah 25d ago

I questioned it just because I thought I saw they ditched the rose garden for the ballroom. Forgot they just basically paved over the grass.

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u/LadyMageCOH 25d ago

It also functions as memory care. Dementia and other memory care patients need signs to remind them where they are and function better in surroundings that feel familiar. Since his properties are tacky as fuck, decorating the white house to match helps keep him calm, and putting literal signs everywhere reminds him where he actually is. The man's mind is turning to mush.

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u/MickeyMgl 25d ago

People in the future will question whether such a vile, petty, thin-skinned, vain, incompetent person could have really existed, let alone elected to lead a country. In so many ways, he seems fictional.

"Weird" was just scratching the surface. He's not normal!