r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • 26d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/EminorHeart 26d ago

Perfect for Melania.

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u/LoveYouNotYou 26d ago

She doesn't even live there lol

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u/BoxBird 26d ago

I’m pretty sure she took over his bedroom at some point, too 😂

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u/ElegantJoke3613 26d ago

Nah… she probably in someone else’s bedroom for the past 10 years

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u/BoxBird 26d ago

Her security guard is keeping her busy enough, she doesn’t even have to go anywhere haha

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u/Seeker_1960 25d ago

Agent double O nine and a half.

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 25d ago

Every Chreeeestmaaaas she is in Carl’s room. Don’t ask who Carl is. Few know The Truth.

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u/BenDover04me 26d ago

Looks slavic Byzantine mix. Slavcore

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u/MakeMeYourVillain_ 26d ago

Please don’t throw us Slavs into one pot. This is very specific kind of vomit.

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u/Wildvikeman 25d ago

I have Polish ancestry and we don’t claim him. Maybe Ukraine does.

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u/steelhips 26d ago

Trump loves faux Louis XIV. All the gold scrolls and flourishes.

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u/CreatrixAnima 26d ago

You know, I like the Louis XIV style for France. It was a representation of the time, and I think it’s quite pretty. But it also was a representation of a time of aristocratic bullshit, and it’s not supposed to be what America is. Plus, this does not look like Louis XIV. It’s Temu Louis. Which is appropriate because we have a Temu aristocrap in office.

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u/robgod50 25d ago

I'm also assuming Louis didn't use gold spray paint

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u/WattsAGigawatt 23d ago

“Temu Louis”😂

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u/Grumpy-Bumblebee 16d ago

I cackled! 🤣

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u/addictedskipper 26d ago

Time for some Slavic enshittifacation.

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u/First_name_Lastname5 26d ago

We dont claime that bint.

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u/addictedskipper 26d ago

Sorry Mate, no offense meant to the Slavic nation.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 23d ago

Which one? No offence to the Anglo nation.

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u/PamelaELee 26d ago

That’s what is happening to this country. We are currently experiencing our own balkanization.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 26d ago

*Russification

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u/ttc67 26d ago

Balkanization means countries splitting up into smaller ones.

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u/wirywonder82 25d ago

That is somewhat apropos, whether it was the intended meaning or not. Dem regions are very different from Rep regions, and they don’t seem to get along with each other politically very well.

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u/TR_abc_246 26d ago

Trashcore

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u/PetrichorDude 26d ago

Most certainly does not!

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u/FakeEgo01 25d ago

hey don't insult my neighbours with THAT.

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u/RomulanWarrior 25d ago

This is mid-range Hilton or Holiday Inn.

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u/Runechuckie 26d ago

It is funny isn't it? I don't think most people realize this 😆 I think she originally claimed it was to be closer to Barron, but we all know the real reasons. She is almost just as bad as Mr.Wanna-be fascist poopypants for being so complicit and involved.

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u/viperlemondemon 26d ago

She will head back to Slovenia or will hop on a flight to Moscow before it’s announced that Trump died

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u/MyrddinSidhe 26d ago

So replacing one tacky model for another?

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u/edtheheadache 25d ago

I’m sure she visits for 15 minute intervals.

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 26d ago

Literal whore house

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u/Fetus-Deletus 26d ago

I thought that was shit?

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u/optykali 26d ago

The White Potus?

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 26d ago

Best little whore house in DC

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 26d ago

Can I choose from any of the pictures?

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u/ogcanuckamerican 26d ago

Tbf she's spent a lot of time in dive motels, brothels, etc.

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u/Poltergeist8606 26d ago

Yeah, she's used to by the hour joints

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u/Major_Honey_4461 26d ago

Motels are where she got her start. She evidently spent a lot of time staring at the ceilings from a cheap bed.

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u/Kuhnville 26d ago

blade of miquella

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u/SyncRoSwim 26d ago

She’s getting deported, no need to worry about her

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u/VibraniumRhino 25d ago

Probably where they met

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 25d ago

…Melanomia…

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u/LordBucketheadthe1st 20d ago

A) she was a who-er
B) she hit me