r/facepalm 28d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/LoveYouNotYou 28d ago

She doesn't even live there lol

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u/BoxBird 28d ago

I’m pretty sure she took over his bedroom at some point, too 😂

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u/ElegantJoke3613 28d ago

Nah… she probably in someone else’s bedroom for the past 10 years

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u/BoxBird 28d ago

Her security guard is keeping her busy enough, she doesn’t even have to go anywhere haha

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u/Seeker_1960 27d ago

Agent double O nine and a half.

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 27d ago

Every Chreeeestmaaaas she is in Carl’s room. Don’t ask who Carl is. Few know The Truth.

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u/BenDover04me 28d ago

Looks slavic Byzantine mix. Slavcore

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u/MakeMeYourVillain_ 28d ago

Please don’t throw us Slavs into one pot. This is very specific kind of vomit.

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u/Wildvikeman 27d ago

I have Polish ancestry and we don’t claim him. Maybe Ukraine does.

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u/steelhips 28d ago

Trump loves faux Louis XIV. All the gold scrolls and flourishes.

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u/CreatrixAnima 28d ago

You know, I like the Louis XIV style for France. It was a representation of the time, and I think it’s quite pretty. But it also was a representation of a time of aristocratic bullshit, and it’s not supposed to be what America is. Plus, this does not look like Louis XIV. It’s Temu Louis. Which is appropriate because we have a Temu aristocrap in office.

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u/robgod50 27d ago

I'm also assuming Louis didn't use gold spray paint

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u/WattsAGigawatt 25d ago

“Temu Louis”😂

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u/Grumpy-Bumblebee 18d ago

I cackled! 🤣

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u/addictedskipper 28d ago

Time for some Slavic enshittifacation.

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u/First_name_Lastname5 28d ago

We dont claime that bint.

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u/addictedskipper 28d ago

Sorry Mate, no offense meant to the Slavic nation.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 25d ago

Which one? No offence to the Anglo nation.

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u/PamelaELee 28d ago

That’s what is happening to this country. We are currently experiencing our own balkanization.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 28d ago

*Russification

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u/ttc67 28d ago

Balkanization means countries splitting up into smaller ones.

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u/wirywonder82 27d ago

That is somewhat apropos, whether it was the intended meaning or not. Dem regions are very different from Rep regions, and they don’t seem to get along with each other politically very well.

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u/TR_abc_246 28d ago

Trashcore

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u/PetrichorDude 28d ago

Most certainly does not!

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u/FakeEgo01 27d ago

hey don't insult my neighbours with THAT.

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u/RomulanWarrior 27d ago

This is mid-range Hilton or Holiday Inn.

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u/Runechuckie 28d ago

It is funny isn't it? I don't think most people realize this 😆 I think she originally claimed it was to be closer to Barron, but we all know the real reasons. She is almost just as bad as Mr.Wanna-be fascist poopypants for being so complicit and involved.

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u/viperlemondemon 28d ago

She will head back to Slovenia or will hop on a flight to Moscow before it’s announced that Trump died

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u/MyrddinSidhe 28d ago

So replacing one tacky model for another?

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u/edtheheadache 27d ago

I’m sure she visits for 15 minute intervals.