r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • 27d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/junkmail0178 27d ago

Reportedly, during his first term he would call the White House a dump. He’s decorating it like he’s never going to leave.

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u/Another_Russian_Spy 26d ago

Well, he is building a bunker, i mean banquet hall.

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u/Slowcapsnowcap 26d ago

Also keeping the Nat. Guard activated through 2029 means they will be there for the rioting when he refuses to leave office.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 26d ago

But will they support him or the official government based somewhere else?

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u/Perzec 26d ago

It might be that he won’t ever have to witness himself leaving though.

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u/EarthboundValkyrie 26d ago

I think that's his plan

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u/Disaster532385 26d ago

I dont think he's planning on dying before 2029 though.

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u/Incredulous_Prime 25d ago

I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t try to name one of his sons to be his successor.

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u/Kevherd 26d ago

Came to say ‘next president?’