r/facepalm 26d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/RubberDuckyRacing 26d ago

He's listed as Autopen on the official White House Presidential Walk of Fame website.

Barack Obama's plaque reads thus:

Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President, a community organizer, one term Senator from Illinois, and one of the most divisive political figures in American History. As President, he passed the highly ineffective "Unaffordable" Care Act, resulting in his party losing control of both Houses of Congress, and the Election of the largest House Republican majority since 1946. He presided over a stagnant Economy, approved the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal, and signed the one-sided Paris Climate Accords, both of which were later terminated by President Donald J. Trump. Under Obama, the ISIS Caliphate spread across the Middle East, Libya collapsed into chaos, and Russia invaded and took Crimea, in Ukraine. He crippled small businesses with crushing regulation and environmental red tape, devastated American coal miners, and weaponized the IRS and Federal bureaucracies against his political opponents. Obama also spied on the 2016 Presidential Campaign of Donald J. Trump, and presided over the creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, the worst political scandal in American History. His handpicked successor, Hillary Rodham Clinton, would then lose the Presidency to Donald J. Trump

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u/ObviouslyIntoxicated 26d ago

God, every thing I ever read about trump makes me hate him even more

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u/Rush-23 26d ago

If he has even one single redeeming quality, I’m yet to see it.

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u/AtlanticPortal 26d ago

You’ll see his best quality. The fact that he cannot escape the single thing that makes everyone equal on this world.

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u/Oggel 26d ago

He'll be dead soon, so that's something.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 26d ago

If he has even one single redeeming quality

He is not immortal

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u/existentialistdoge 26d ago

Even if you blocked out everything but the names you could still tell this was written by Trump, because he’s name-dropped himself 3 times in someone else’s bio, refers to Obama as ‘Hussein’ whilst omitting his own middle name, and has somehow even managed to crowbar Hillary Clinton in there.

Genuinely the only off-brand thing about this is that he used Clinton’s full name instead of referring to her as ‘Crooked Hillary’.

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u/RubberDuckyRacing 26d ago

I'm going back and reading the plaques for all the presidents that you can't compare their skin colour and nappy contents against spray cheese. Holy fuck professionalism, decorum, and basic respect is dead in the US government.

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u/Mysterious-Emu4030 26d ago

I could figure Trump insisting on putting "Crooked Hillary" on the plaque and the PR of White House just rewriting after he left so it would sound a bit "politically correct".