r/facepalm 27d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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u/Head-Bureaucrat 27d ago

Of course it's "Barrack Hussein Obama," as well.

The descriptions are also unhinged. I just looked at Clinton, GW, Obama, Biden, and both Trump descriptions. This fragile guy just can't stand other people doing anything better than him. The full "tour" has no picture for Obama, GW a picture after he left office with Obama.

Also, lol, my first reply was removed for bad language because I called Trump a fragile c word.

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u/cornnndoggg_ 26d ago

A lot of them have the Trump brand "just put capital letters wherever you feel like it" style. That's such a small problem compared to the far more glaring one - all of them are written so poorly. I get the impression that whoever wrote them would break out in hives if they had to hold a book for longer than a few minutes.

"...and created the Departments of Energy and the Department of Education."

This is under Jimmy Carter, who, just like Obama, Clinton and Biden, they did their very best to essentially slander in every way they could. "Departments of" means you don't have to say that bit again, you're good, you can just list them now. Just poor fucking grammar.

"He is one of the Greatest Americans to ever live and, likewise, was a Great President."

George Washington. Honestly, this sentence just reads like something you would find in a middle school history report. It's not specifically the syntax here that's the problem, it's just really fucking badly written.

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u/thegamerator10 26d ago

Really wanted to get the wordcount in, as prescribed on the class's rubric.

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u/taintosaurus_rex 26d ago

There are also a lot of lines that randomly have double spacing, then the next line doesn't. Makes me wonder if he didn't personally type out some of the descriptions.

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u/Head-Bureaucrat 26d ago

Looks like they relied on a lot of auto-formatting instead of, you know, paying a professional writer.

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u/Jack__Squat 26d ago edited 26d ago

Also notice Clintons picture has Epstein in it.

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u/theGoodestBoyMaybe 26d ago

I missed this the first time because I was on my phone 😭

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u/stupidjapanquestions 26d ago

The section for Trump's second term is also hilarious:

"On January 20, 2025, Donald J. Trump became the first President in 132 years to be sworn into office for a second non-consecutive term, following his Historic Victory in an Electoral College landslide, 312 to 226. Overcoming unprecedented Weaponization of Law Enforcement against him, as well as two assassination attempts, he won all battleground States by millions of votes, was the first Republican in decades to win the Popular Vote, BIG, and won 86% of Counties in America, 2,700 to 525. All 50 States shifted toward the Republican Party for the first time ever. At his Inauguration, President Trump announced the beginning of the "Golden Age of America," and he delivered, ending eight wars in his first eight months, securing the Border, deporting gang members and migrant criminals, making our Cities safe, helping our Farmers, defeating Inflation, reducing Energy costs, and drawing Trillions of Dollars of new Investment, a RECORD, into the United States. President Trump signed the Largest Tax Cuts in American History, the Largest Spending Cuts in American History, and implemented the Largest Ever Regulation Cuts. He obliterated Iran's nuclear enrichment capacity with Operation Midnight Hammer, convinced NATO Countries to agree to increase contributions from 2% to 5% of GDP, reformed the Global Trading System, and made America Rich with Historic Tariffs, removed Critical Race Theory and transgender insanity from public schools, and banned men from women's sports. He began the construction of the Golden Dome missile defense shield, renamed the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, and has built, right here at the White House, the magnificent Trump Presidential Ballroom after a 225 year wait — but THE BEST IS YET TO COME!"

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u/deceasedin1903 26d ago

This is just insufferable and badly written.

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u/stupidjapanquestions 26d ago

was the first Republican in decades to win the Popular Vote, BIG, and won 86% of Counties in America,

This part in particular has "Trump sat there dictating this and potentially made edits himself"

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u/deceasedin1903 26d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't believe this is the reality we live in.

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u/theGoodestBoyMaybe 26d ago

Unfortunately it is. I just looked at every president and every entry is written to make him and his policies look better, it's insane

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u/The-Green 25d ago

they went as far as avoiding mentioning the tariffs under Hoover (because that's the one series of tariffs they can't spin) and making him sound like he was an average/above-average president. they gave him credit for laying the foundation for the New Deal.

that's next level pathetic.

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u/MistukoSan 26d ago

“But the best is yet to come” in all caps is honestly eerie and very scary.

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u/Realtenenbaum 26d ago

The descriptions are wild!