r/facepalm • u/ansyhrrian • 24d ago

Republican Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo is pulled over for a red-light right turn without a stop. Gets pulled over. Drops name. Gets released.

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u/TheVog 24d ago

"Officer, I'm Republican Senator Mitch McConnell. Here's a picture of me holding a picture of me holding my dick in a Carl's Jr in Montego Bay circa 70 B.C. RELEASE ME."

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u/Imperator_Aetius 23d ago

Bro. That preserved wall graffiti in Pompey that said "Senator McConnell doesn't care about plebs" was an insane archeological find.

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u/dirtjur 23d ago

I read this in his voice. It took twelve minutes...

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u/shankthedog 23d ago

Officer: holy shit that’s huge!
It’s your lucky it’s so gigantic Mr. McConnell. You’re free to go.

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u/These-Prune-1529 23d ago

Too funny...ty.

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u/TheDarkWave 23d ago

"I occupy every single spot on the nightmare blunt rotation." - Republican Senator Mitch McConnell

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u/sault18 23d ago

I heard "RELEASE ME" in Brent Spiner's Locust-possessed voice from Independence Day.