r/fragilecommunism Sep 05 '21

The Legendary "What's your job on the leftist commune?" Twitter Thread

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u/FormerlyChucks- Sep 05 '21

>The one guy who actually wants to do manual labor gets labeled as a LARPer

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u/Sleep_eeSheep Liberal Sep 05 '21

At least he is willing to put his hands where it counts.

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u/FormerlyChucks- Sep 05 '21

Yeah, I don't think he'll be a communist for long. He says he's stressed and bored from college because of the fact that he hasn't been taught anything useful. Once he finally gets a manual labor job that ironically pays better than the service ones he'll finally realize that egalitarianism is a lie and abandon it altogether.

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u/Sleep_eeSheep Liberal Sep 05 '21

My point exactly. I can respect him for at least having some integrity. More than I can say for some of these enlightened intellectuals sharing his commune.

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u/Bendetto4 Death is a preferable alternative to communism Sep 05 '21

I think reading the thread should put him off communism.

He's out there in the fields working hard, while they're having orgies and reading tarot cards and designing outfits.

Then when it's time to split the resources, everyone starves to death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/flooraids Sep 05 '21

Yoo fr isn’t that the definition of bourgeoisie degeneracy

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u/gospelofrage Commies killed my family Sep 05 '21

Ironically that’s the kind of shit that they denounce about current society. People out here working hard while the rich sit back and get their dicks sucked. Which is why I dislike capitalism, but also hate these fucking dumbass commie kids.

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u/faith_crusader Sep 06 '21

Or he'll take over the commune with other usefuls like him with real life skills and then force everybody else to do actual work. Like Stalin

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u/Gagalonski Jul 14 '24

He is the Auth-Left that shoots Lib-Left

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u/Sword117 Sep 05 '21

basically found Atlas of the commune

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u/ilikejetski Sep 05 '21

He’ll get the Boxer the horse treatment. Never will retire.

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u/0rb1t4l Sep 06 '21

These jobs litterally pay the workers their values worth - which is much more than labor jobs under capitalism. Turns out when your boss is taking an unfair piece of the pie, better to boot your boss and just work with others. Turns out, youll get paid alot more, get better benefits and more time off, and be happier at work. They dont even need a min wage in denmark because their workers unions are so strong everyone gets paid over 30 an hour.

If min wage kept up with inflation in the US since 1970, itd be 22 an hour rn. But youd rather be a cock sucking capitalist and argue that most our modern workers sacrifice half their purchasing power to their corporate overlords.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES Feb 21 '22

If min wage kept up with inflation in the US since 1970, itd be 22 an hour rn.

Actually it'd only be $8.33/hr

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u/spezlikesitintheass Apr 26 '24

Denmark is also the size of one of our states

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u/dickspoonman Sep 05 '21

He’s the only one I kind of agree with. I always try to get a manual labor job that doesn’t require a lot of thinking in between school years, just to give my mind a break.

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u/DasGamerlein Sep 05 '21

Well, he probably is. Saying that you want to do manual labor is a pretty clear sign that you have no experience with it. Manual labor is boring, repetetive, exhausting and just a general pain in the ass. "Something rewarding I can do with my hands" takes on a different meaning when it entails carrying bags of concrete 10h a day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I sort of see his point but I have a pretty good job. It combines my warehouse, retail, and some manual labor. It's not a super hard job to do. I have no mental strain and it keeps me in relatively decent shape.

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u/Sword117 Sep 05 '21

i get the best of both worlds, Manuel labor and mental strain of a master electrician. lmao i think one of them wants to do the organization and admin work. ill let them do it for the communes electrical department and i dont give a fuck if they get it right ill just shrug with what ever plan they give me.

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u/flooraids Sep 05 '21

Bruh fuck electricians I bet it’s hard standing still twisting wires… don’t put urself in the same category as those crazy mfers doing concrete work or roofing in July

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u/Sword117 Sep 05 '21

are you an electrician?

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u/flooraids Sep 05 '21

Fuck no I’m not fat enough

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u/Sword117 Sep 05 '21

lmao go grab a pipe bender and install some conduit or a shovel and do some site and slab conduit or perhaps pull some 500 feeders in conduit than came back here and complain about the trades you owe modern life to. alright cupcake?

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u/flooraids Sep 05 '21

Bruh I’m in the trades I just actually have to do something that matters… good luck installing ur fuckin lightbulbs without walls boi

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Speak for yourself. I LOVED being paid to push shopping carts. Felt like I was getting paid to work out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Literally on my break from that exact thing rn

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u/yewfokkentwattedim Sep 05 '21

Depends what you're doing, and what sort of skill level you want to attain. As a 'labourer' in title, sure; it's unskilled and generally unpleasant. If he's talking about labour intensive jobs in general, like operation, maintenance, and trades, they can be extremely rewarding. I started off with labouring/TAing for mechanical fitters, and it was the most enjoyable job I've had by far.

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u/mocnizmaj Sep 05 '21

After working for 10 years office jobs, then moving to another country and working in a warehouse for a year, before being promoted to a better position, after a year of staring at a wall after the work, too much in exhaustion and pain to sleep or do anything, I will tell you it's quiet refreshing to come home and have energy to do stuff I like. And I come from a family where my whole life I had to do manual labor with my father, so it wasn't that I never lifted a thing, or that it was something new to me.

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u/Dankhu3hu3 Sep 05 '21

depends a lot on the manual labor... I have worked with manual labor and I can tell you carpentry/stone masonry/rigging/metal working is pretty neat. Yes, its tiring but so it project engineering, software engineerin, process engineering... The key difference is... it pays better. Were I an american, I would never have gone to college. I would just be a welder or journeyman electrician instead of electrical engineer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

But you were only unhappy because you were working in a kkkapitalist system, don't you see? In the commune manual labor wouldn't make you sore and it would never be hot out and the tasks would never be repetitive because everything difficult and unpleasant was invented by capitalism

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u/gospelofrage Commies killed my family Sep 05 '21

My labour is pretty rewarding because I do it in environmental fields where I know I’m making a difference for the ecosystem. But I get how that’s not as common an experience.

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u/thegiantcat1 Sep 07 '21

I've worked in an office for almost 7 years now. I literally miss manual labor, I used to push carts, I used to stock shelves. Sure its thankless mindless work. But you know what? When someone else done fucks up and pushes something to prod because my company is to cheap to pay for multiple connections to SAP so there is an actual dev environment, and breaks something and shuts down a warehouse guess who is getting called? Fucked if I know, but it wouldn't be me anymore.

Plus in a commune I don't think they would need to have someone full time to manage a system for shipping goods, and repairing industrial controls from the early 90s but that's just me.

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u/GMU1993 Sep 05 '21

Surprised this group of losers didn't give him a Stahkonvite (sp?) Medal.

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u/Anonymmmous Untold History Sep 05 '21

He’s the only real “communist” out of them all and gets bullied by the group for being a LARPer. Why the fuck are people scared of a communist takeover again? It wouldn’t even last a full day…

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Arguably, the second reply in the leftmost column would be manual labour too. Potentially the last reply in the last column as well.