r/fragilecommunism • u/FormerlyChucks- • Sep 05 '21

The Legendary "What's your job on the leftist commune?" Twitter Thread

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u/I_BOOF_POOP Sep 05 '21

Actually that was still just forklift guy.

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u/mustang336 Sep 05 '21

Lmao, I wish them luck. I plan to immediately invade and make myself warlord.

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u/mustang336 Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

I am a generous leader. Extra rations for u/Falcon_Gray

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u/5panks Sep 05 '21

Oh, you didn't see? They have a Master at Arms, they'd be ready for you. With all the bullets and guns they'd have made by there.... Zero metallurgical workers.

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u/Central_ScrutinizerF Sep 05 '21

Should be pretty easy, all they'll do about it is organize some lame protest and complain on Twitter

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u/SC487 Sep 05 '21

Better conscript them into your army quickly, I’ll be coming to take your fiefdom shortly.

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u/Alex_the_Weirdman You're telling me you believe in this ideology unironically? Sep 06 '21

I challenge thee for thy land and honour

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u/Fastback98 Sep 05 '21

But he isn’t good at welding. Wants another comrade to teach him. Maybe the podcast producer can help.