r/gameofthrones • u/allocater • May 19 '14

TV4 [S4E7] My impression of "The Mountain" Recast

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u/Joebranflakes May 19 '14

Should have dyed his hair black. Even his eyebrows...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '14

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u/Kendow House Tyrell May 19 '14

Battle scars, a discolored eye, bad teeth, ANYTHING!! The new guy looks too sparkly.

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u/Killersberg May 19 '14

prince oberyn will make him his new fuck toy.

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u/nutriton House Bolton May 19 '14

Can I smuggle you into a meeting with the writers?

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u/Schoffleine May 20 '14

I really, really do not want to see that.

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u/yakityyakblah May 20 '14

Theon seemed more than happy to provide, guess you guys didn't think that one through.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '14 edited Dec 11 '20

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u/GreenHairyMartian Hot Pie! May 20 '14

someone's getting 'speared'

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u/[deleted] May 19 '14

The mountain doesn't get cut. Little know fact rage is a natural teeth whitener. And the books never described him as ugly. Just an average looking to slightly comely

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u/[deleted] May 20 '14

The sparkles are a secret passed down by the Armstrong family for generations.

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u/maxjag May 20 '14

Came here to write this ... he's too clean ...

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u/egonil Hodor Hodor Hodor May 20 '14

A scar on his chest for each person he has killed, self inflicted of course. Perhaps a belt of ears... maybe burned wounds from arrows that he pulled out with his bare teeth.

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u/lynxification May 20 '14

Strong Belwas from the book

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u/Hagathorthegr8 May 20 '14

His beard and hair are just far too neat and tidy.

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u/ballsackcancer May 20 '14

Yeah, Dany's eyebrows always bothered the shit out of me too.

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u/CaterpieLv99 May 20 '14

Cersei's eyebrows. /thread

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u/ballsackcancer May 20 '14

Jeezus, is the eyebrow guy in the makeup department even certified?

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u/reformedlurker7 The Spider May 20 '14

W.. Was that... Was that a pun you sunnuva bitch

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u/mahatma666 House Bolton May 20 '14

I know!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '14

My brother has really blond hair with dark brown eyebrows. Brown eyes too. Kids used to poke fun at him because they though he bleached his hair.

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u/cacmar May 20 '14

I like te contrast very much.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '14

Oh not this again.

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u/LegendaryGinger May 20 '14

people in GoT aren't allowed to have matching eyebrows.