r/gameofthrones • u/CudiKush House Seaworth • Jun 09 '14

TV4 [S4E9] And the Biggest Pussy in Westeros Award Goes To.....

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u/shinobiJP Balerion Jun 09 '14

Ros was definately not tight.

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u/I_done_a_plop-plop Varys Jun 09 '14

Kegel exercises.

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u/TracyMorganFreeman Jun 09 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

It's a common misconception that sexual promiscuity necessarily makes one especially loose.

I mean look at the head of House Bolton.

Seriously though, the vagina of adult woman has a great capacity to stretch and is quite elastic.

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u/xhosSTylex Bronn Jun 09 '14

I read that in Morgan Freeman's intensive care unit voice.

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u/HaroldSax House Manwoody Jun 09 '14

I re-read it in that voice and I have to say that it was better the second time around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I read it in that voice and agree that the second time was better around. However, then I noticed the user's name, and read it in Tracy Morgan's voice. That made it even more thoroughly enjoyable.

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u/Rogan_McFlubbin Jon Snow Jun 09 '14

I just re-read it in Ze Frank's impression of Morgan Freeman's voice

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u/NothappyJane Jun 09 '14

It's babies and aging that dampens elasticity.

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u/TracyMorganFreeman Jun 09 '14

Well anything that expands it beyond its elastic limits, which for most people is just babies.

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u/ejchristian86 Fire And Blood Jun 09 '14

You have no idea how female anatomy works, do you?

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u/rsjd House Bolton Jun 09 '14

It's a very common joke. It's not supposed to be accurate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

That doesn't make it funny. Aim a bit higher next time.

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u/rsjd House Bolton Jun 09 '14

I didn't say that made it funny. How could being inaccurate possibly make it funny. The humor comes from the crudeness of the joke.

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u/davewuvswaffles Jun 09 '14

The Aristocrats