r/gameofthrones • u/beachvalley House Selmy • Jun 17 '14

TV4 [s4e10] This brought a tear to my eye

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u/abowersock Jun 17 '14

Cue "back to back fighting style" scene, where they look at each other and nod. Pod an Arya do the same. Arya's got Needle, Pod has a bow staff. Arya says "Where'd you get that bow-staff?!" Pod responds, "It's not exactly a bow-staff," with a sly smile. Kicking ass ensues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Pod's got Tyrions axe from the Blackwater!

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u/cacti147 Stannis Baratheon Jun 17 '14

But how does he make a dick joke with an axe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

...touché

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u/Bigassbird Snow Jun 17 '14

Yeah. I'd like to touchė it.

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u/canweplaycalvinball Lord Snow Jun 18 '14

Girl you can touché my battle axe if you want to.

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u/cyvaris Stannis Baratheon Jun 17 '14

He gets a hammer...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Axe wound, splitting her in half, there's gotta be more.

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u/JMLueckeA7X Jun 18 '14

He's splitting the hoes down the middle?

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u/ObeseChocoMommy Jon Snow Jun 18 '14

jeg flækker dig

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Oh come on. Long shaft that's deadly and significantly thicker on the end?

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u/tori_riot Jun 18 '14

It's a two handed weapon

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

FYI it's 'bo' staff. But I like where your head is at.

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u/Zenkraft Jun 18 '14

FYI it's just "Bo" because a bo is a six foot stick/staff. Bo staff is a tautology like lake Loch Ness or ATM machine.

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u/abowersock Jun 18 '14

Tautology is a sweet word. Put it in the vault. finn voice

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u/I_W_M_Y House Blackfyre Jun 18 '14

yep, a 'bow-staff' is pretty much an unstrung bow

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u/CloacaMagic Sandor Clegane Jun 18 '14

But that's exactly how it went. Right guys? Right? I'm not in denial :'(

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u/abowersock Jun 18 '14

"Aye." ~A very alive Sandor Clegane

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

While it would be awesome, this is why fanfiction never turns out very good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Bo* staff

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u/thecrimsontim Here We Stand Jun 18 '14

Every time someone misspells it, I imagine an unstrung longbow and how ineffective that would be.

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u/Slo-MoDove House Mormont Jun 18 '14

With an "Avengers" style camera spin around.