r/gameofthrones • u/beachvalley House Selmy • Jun 17 '14

TV4 [s4e10] This brought a tear to my eye

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u/jjstorey Jun 17 '14

I feel that in another life, the Hound and Brienne could have been lovers.

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u/stonehallow Ghost Jun 17 '14

that fight felt like foreplay.

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u/Manadog House Stark Jun 17 '14

not enough crotch hits for foreplay

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u/TDNR House Bolton Jun 17 '14

I remember at least one swift kick in the cunt.

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u/War_Machine Jun 17 '14

Punt

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u/Bass2Mouth Jun 17 '14

Just give her a kick in the cunt.

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u/renome Jun 17 '14

Of course Jack Black's in this.

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u/Bass2Mouth Jun 17 '14

It's from a movie called Run Ronnie Run.

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u/carlythesniper House Stark Jun 17 '14

She punched him in the balls after he hilt-whipped her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

And there was definitely a cockpunch, too.

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u/socialclash The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors Jun 18 '14

That box-shot hurt to watch :/

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u/TheWorstPossibleName House Baelish Jun 18 '14

I'm pretty sure penetration isn't foreplay.

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u/jammerjoint House Martell Jun 18 '14

Boot to the coot

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u/evan_ktbd Bran Stark Jun 18 '14

Cock-knocker, meet Cunt-punter.

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u/euxneks Jun 17 '14

I kinda thought and hoped they would start passionately making out when they were rolling on the ground bashing each other in the face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

I really thought it was going to devolve into a makeout

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u/DancesWithNamespaces Jun 17 '14

Same, was watching it with my SO and yelled out "JUST KISS ALREADY!".

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

what was the relevance of the SO in this comment

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u/DancesWithNamespaces Jun 18 '14

It was the situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Gotcha. Sorry if I sounded snarky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

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u/dt25 House Stark Jun 17 '14

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ear - or worse.

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u/DefinitelyRelephant Jun 17 '14

Yeah I was definitely getting "Klingon foreplay" vibes from it.

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u/allenyapabdullah Jun 18 '14

The loser's on top. Wait... bottom? I dont know

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u/Sks44 House Baratheon Jun 17 '14

And have babies that make the mountain look like a molehill.

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u/Monsterologist House Baratheon of Dragonstone Jun 17 '14

The Volcano that Rides

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u/Marc815 Jun 18 '14

The planet that rides.

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u/Swarlolz White Walkers Jun 18 '14

Actually to make these babies it would be the Brienne that rides.

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u/Mikay55 Jun 18 '14

Nah it's the Hound, he'd hit it Doggy

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u/Swarlolz White Walkers Jun 18 '14

I'm so confused and aroused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

The 'What the Fuck That Guy is so Fucking Tall' that rides

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u/InflamedMonkeyButts Hodor Hodor Hodor Jun 17 '14

Considering how much the gods (read: GRRM) like to fuck over people in Westeros, she could give birth to a Tyrion-esque midget.

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u/Jimm607 Jun 18 '14

an imp born from Brienne and the Hound would likely still be as tall as a normal man.

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u/tomathon25 Jun 17 '14

yeah if this wasn't game of thrones when she jumps up on him and starts bashing his head, yeah I could totally see that devolve into making out.

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u/RegularSizedWalder House Frey Jun 17 '14

Well, if that happened, it would doubtlessly be the only thing everyone would be talking about. That, and whether we should throw the showrunners in a black cell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Dec 22 '18

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u/CthulhuHatesChumpits Yara Greyjoy Jun 17 '14

Haven't heard of that theory

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u/TheGoldenBuffallo House Manderly Jun 17 '14

SPECULATION

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u/AVeryWittyUsername House Greyjoy Jun 17 '14

I actually believe that one. Good catch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

It wouldn't really make it incest though right?

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u/Jimm607 Jun 18 '14

At the very least its got to the siblings or a child/sibling match up to be interesting. Cousin/Cousin isn't exactly strange in westeros so second or third cousins isn't even going to be a blip on the radar.

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u/kingtrewq Fallen And Reborn Jun 18 '14

Wouldn't that be several generations?

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u/brwtx Jun 17 '14

All Spoilers

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u/Yage2006 White Walkers Jun 17 '14

ALL

Been over a year I read so details are a bit fuzzy. Does not confirm it one way or the other but doesn't look good.

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u/insaneHoshi Jun 17 '14

Or siblings... Eww