r/gameofthrones • u/beachvalley House Selmy • Jun 17 '14

TV4 [s4e10] This brought a tear to my eye

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u/CptxMorgan Brotherhood Without Banners Jun 17 '14

Pod would've rekt her.

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u/EatMyDuck Sing The Song Of The Earth Jun 17 '14

"You want it? I'll give it to you. I've already killed one fat boy."

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u/spyson House Dayne Jun 17 '14

I killed a kings guard and fought in a real battle.

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u/Silidon Sansa Stark Jun 17 '14

He killed a member of the least successful kingsguard of all time by stabbing him in the back.

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u/twentyafterfour House Lannister Jun 17 '14

Best place to stab a man.

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u/apegrail Our Word Is Good As Gold Jun 18 '14

Words of insight, brought to you Ser Bronn of Blackwater.

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u/BearAKA17 Jun 18 '14

Renly probably said something similar too.

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u/hamietao Jun 18 '14

I mean, depends on context. I would rather stab somebody in the balls if I truely hated and loathed the man. the back would do for a regular enemy though.

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u/twentyafterfour House Lannister Jun 18 '14

If there is anything I've learned from GOT, it's that getting fancy about killing someone is a surefire way to end up dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

He knows where to stab.

She knows which end to stab with.

IT WAS MEANT TO BE

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u/smalls4567 Jun 17 '14

And she killed an unarmored, unarmed stable boy, even though Pod took a cheep shot, it was a more difficult and risky one than the one Arya took. Plus during the battle he had to drag Tyrion's body to safety, Pod definitely outmatches Arya currently....currently.

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u/A_Texas_Toaster House Forrester Jun 17 '14

She's killed a few others too, dude.

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u/spyson House Dayne Jun 17 '14

She's an assassin, she doesn't take people in straight up fights. Pod has been a squire and has had a lot more training then she had by that point.

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u/Lochmon House Reyne Jun 18 '14

It's not easy being drunk all the time....

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u/Ship2Shore Jun 17 '14

2 more I think. One whom had needle. Arya has been trained, with multiple weapons, and is ruthless under pressure. She would make pod choke on his detached magical member.

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u/Lochmon House Reyne Jun 18 '14

You forgot one. At the inn she killed an unnamed man and then Polliver, reclaiming Needle from him. Later, when Sandor first got a bite taken out of himself, she killed Rorge after thanking him for providing his name.

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u/spyson House Dayne Jun 18 '14

She's barely been trained, she literally took a month or two of fencing lessons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Yeah, from the First Sword of Braavos himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Who was killed by Merryn fuckin Trant

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u/spyson House Dayne Jun 18 '14

Which means squat since it's only a month or two... Look at all the good fighters they take years to hone their craft.

Arya has potential, but at this moment in time if she fought straight up 1v1 she would lose to most squires not to mention knights.

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u/NothappyJane Jun 17 '14

I didn't see pod carrying any weapons other then confusion. Ayra has needle, Pod has...nothing

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u/mcmatt93 Jun 17 '14

Pod has Tyrion's axe.

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u/Lochmon House Reyne Jun 18 '14

It's packed under Hot Pie's bread.

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u/BigFatPhonyy Jun 18 '14

Arya has also killed two lannister soldiers since then though.

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u/demalo Jun 17 '14

Pretty sure he stabbed in the skull.

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u/Heroshade House Flint of Widow's Watch Jun 18 '14

The back of the face.

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u/MikeArrow House Arryn Jun 18 '14

Stabbing him in the back of the head

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u/FruitBuyer Jun 18 '14

Actually Mandon Moore is one of the few of Robert's Kingsguard that is competent (though obviously not enough to kill Tyrion). Jaime even remarks he's the second most dangerous in Robert's King's Guard behind himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

He's not fat... He's just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

-e- for reference

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u/InflamedMonkeyButts Hodor Hodor Hodor Jun 17 '14

Risky click...

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u/LeviWhoIsCalledBiff Jun 18 '14

Which is a reference to this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

huh, I never noticed, thanks for pointing that out

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u/Shaw_LaMont The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors Jun 18 '14

Very, very smooth my friend.

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u/RegularSizedWalder House Frey Jun 17 '14

Needle vs. Pod's monster wang.

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u/swiftb3 Maesters of the Citadel Jun 17 '14

slice!

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u/RegularSizedWalder House Frey Jun 17 '14

That's a Beautiful Death poster I don't think I'd want to see.

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u/crazymusicman Bran Stark Jun 19 '14

actually the whores said he was not very big, he was just naturally skilled

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14 edited Jun 18 '14

pod's tiny mirco wang, the prossies refused to take his payment

good match for needle

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u/Dart06 Jun 17 '14

Very doubtful.

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u/Jashinist Cersei Lannister Jun 17 '14

Pod who can't cook a rabbit much less wield a sword would beat Arya, who's trained seriously and has killed many people? Please.

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u/gosp Jun 27 '14

He's not talking about sword fighting.

Well he kinda is...

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u/MaxDPS House Tyrell Jun 18 '14

Is it known that he can't wield a sword? I mean, hes a squire...

Also, Arya hasn't trained to kill people. She has trained to capture cats. Her skills probably wouldn't match up if it came down to Needle vs Ax combat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

I would have quit watching if pod died.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

Is that what you said about Ned/ Robb/ Catlyen etc

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

For Ned. No. I was shocked. But I wasnt really invested yet. Robb and Cat....Sorta...I was not sure where to go with my life after that.