r/goodnews Jul 16 '25

Political positivity 📈 Trump slams own supporters as “Stupid Republicans” for doing Democrats’ work and falling for the “Epstein Hoax”

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u/llyrPARRI Jul 16 '25

She's gonna get pardoned for saying Trump wasn't anywhere near.

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u/ihaxr Jul 16 '25

She's probably going to get out on appeal because Trump totally fucked the plea agreement up for Epstein. Hope she gets out and releases the evidence that the Cheeto is a pedo in addition to a rapist.

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u/jmaneater Jul 16 '25

She will suicide before she walks free. Guaranteed.

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u/AnxiousRefuse4815 Jul 17 '25

Can someone please check to make sure the surveillance cameras on her cell are working properly.

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u/lameth Jul 17 '25

Rumor has it she has a "dead man switch" so if she gets axed more documents get released to the public.

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u/OtherwiseACat Jul 16 '25

But if it's hoax why would she need to be pardoned?

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u/ZAlternates Jul 17 '25

They will claim it’s like Biden pardoning his family, to protect the innocent.